Looking for a good pun? No prob llama! Our list of Llama Puns that are Llamazing wool have you spitting with laughter!
Llama always up for a good joke. Alpaca few puns like these Funny Fish Puns or the Best Lighthouse Jokes, Riddles, and Puns when I take my kids to the pool. When we take a break, we sip on some llamanade and share the ones we haven’t herd before.
With puns, there’s no need for me to keep llamanting that my kids think I’m lame. They spit their sides laughing, because llama just say, these puns are funny!
No need to alpaca your bags! Leave the drama to your llama and check out our llamazing llama puns right now!
Best Llama Puns
- ‘I need you to do me a favor and feed the llama as I head out’, says you. ‘No prob-llama’, I say.
- If you are concerned that your membership card will get eaten by a llama, then get it llammanated.
- Why don’t you want your llama to dress in clothing that is out of style? Because he will look llame.
- What is the lambda fraternity that was talked about in Revenge of the Nerds? Llama Llama Llama.
- It is time to say hello to the oh, oh Llama mia, here I go again.
- What does a Spanish llama ask? ‘¿Como te llama?’
- What does a llama say when they don’t want to waste a day when their fur is behaving? ‘Llama take a selfie’.
- What does a llama say to another that they are in love with? ‘Llama be the one’.
- It is time to do some yoga with the Shangri Llama.
- What kind of fancy car does a llama like? A llamborghini.
- What did the llama say to the one who he was tired of poking fun at him? ‘I hope you got the last llaugh’.
- When you offer something to a llama that they need to ponder, what do they say? ‘Llama think about that for a bit’.
- What does an immature llama do when they are unhappy about something? A dummy spit.
- What are the fur on a llama that is not in good condition called? ‘Spit ends’.
- Why did the llama not want to go take a bath? It was against their wool.
- How do you know if a llama is being deceptive? They pull the wool over someone’s eyes.
- Why do llamas spit on those who they actually do like sometimes? Because accidents wool happen.
- What play did the llama version of Shakespear write? All’s Wool That Ends Wool.
- You are going to feed that llama for the first time? That is great. I hope it goes wool.
- What is a llama mixed with a dog called? A Wool-f.
- What did the llama want to dress up as for Halloween? A werewool-f.
- I am sad to leave the llama alone again. Spending time with him was fun wool it lasted.
- I would love to see the llama spit on the jerk but the only way that could happen is if I was a fly on the wool.
- How do you wish a Spanish llama a Merry Christmas? You say ‘Fe-leece navidad’.
- The llama area was so quiet that you could have herd a pin drop.
- The llama that broke into the mall made a loud crash and everyone fleece from the stores.
- That llama is a thief because I realized when I got home that he fleeced me.
- Don’t get close to a llama that you don’t know well as they could spit on you. It is not worthwool your time.
- Have you herd the latest llama puns?
- I overheard them talking about those llamas having fun with one another.
- I am the llama expert in my field.
- How do you know if a llama is optimistic? They see the glass hoof full.
- How long can I spend time with that llama? Only for a hoof an hour
- That llama is as happy as a dog with two tails.
- That llama artist is truly a tailented painter.
- What do you say about a female llama who you have met for the first time? You have never met herbivore.
- The llama is hanging around you as it is just pasture house on the right!
- Manure making some strange llama puns right now aren’t you.
- You cannot take a llama on the bus so instead, you have a hoof it home.
- Why did the llama want to go to sleep? He just wanted to hit the hay.
- Who is the most spiritually evolved llama? The Dalai Llama.
- What is the llama’s favorite activity to do? Ceramic grazing.
- What do you say to a llama that you want to make tea for? ‘Llama make that for you’.
- What is the name of the popular llama rapper around? Kendrick Llama.
- Yo llama’s so funny she can make a herd laugh at once.
- What do you say to several llamas that are walking around loose on the bus? ‘Buckle your seat pelts right now’.
- What do two llamas in love say to one another? ‘Let’s cud-dle’.
- What did one llama say to the other that was annoying him? ‘Cud you stop it please?
- That llama isn’t that cute. I cudn’t see what the big deal was when it came to fussing over him.
- What did the mom llama say to the baby llama that was staying up too late? ‘It’s pasture bedtime.’
- What did the llama say to his friend to make him calm? “Don’t you worry, it wool be fine.”
- What is a llama’s favorite drink? Llamanade.
- How do llamas say “Merry Christmas” in Spanish? “Fleece Navidad” (or “Feliz Llamadad”
- What is a llama’s favorite Led Zeppelin song? “Whole Llama Love”.
- What do llamas say when they’re being told something obvious? “No spit, Sherloc.
- Llamas are Star Trek fans too! They love saying “Live llama and prosper.”
- How do llamas respond when you say “Thank you”? They always say “No probllama.”
- I don’t want to hear all of your complaining. Save the drama for your llama.
- What is a llama’s favorite 1960s band? The Llamas and the Papas.
- Deck the halls with boughs of holly, Fa la la la la, la la llama!
- How do llamas like to cook their food? On a spit.
- What did the llama say when he found out that he had been stolen from? “I’ve been fleeced!”
- Who is one of the most famous actors in Llamawood? Al Pacacino.
- What do llamas always say when they introduce themselves? “Fleeced to meet you.”
- What do llamas say when things don’t go as planned? “Spit happens.”
- Many llamas think that the world is going to end soon. They’re fearful of the impending llamageddon.
- What do all llamas receive when they graduate from school? A dipllama.
- What do llamas say when they’re trying to make an important decision? “Llama think about it.”
- What do llamas do when they eat outside together? They have an alpacnic.
- What do llamas always say after yoga class? “Llamaste.”
- Who is one of the wisest llamas who ever lived? The Dalai Llama.
- What is a llama’s favorite LL Cool J song? “Llama Said Knock You Out.”
- In Llamaworld, they have elections just like we do. Their most recent president was Barack Ollama.
- What do llamas drink before they fight? Alpaca punch.
- What do you call a super-fast llama? A llamaghini.
- What is a llama’s favorite movie? Alpacalypse Now.
- Who is a llama’s favorite pop singer? Llama Del Ray.
- Llamas are excellent office assistants. They always make sure that important papers get llamanated.
- What did the llama say to the grass in the field? “Nice gnawing you!”
- I thought about shearing my llama, but I guess I better leave wool enough alone.
- What did Llamye West say to Taylor Swift? “Llama let you finish…
- It’s hard for celebrity llamas to get any privacy. There’s always llamarazzi around.
- Who was the most infamous terrorist in llama history? Osama Bin Llama.
- Many llamas are fans of classical music. Their favorite composer? Wolfgang Llamadeus Mozart.
- Legend has it that llamas come from a mystical utopian land in the Himalayan Mountains. They call the place “Shangri-Llama”.
- What do you call a really big llama? A wooly mammoth!
- What sound does a llama’s doorbell make? “Llama-llama-ding-dong!
- What do you get when you cross a tortoise and a llama? A turtle-neck sweater
- What do you get when you cross a llama, camel and cow? A llamadairy!
- Who is the dating expert in Llamaville? Chuck Woolery.
- In case of emergency, be sure to pull the fire allama.
- Some llamas like singing to music, but others prefer to sing alpacapella.
- One of the biggest hip-hop stars in Llamaville put on a concert. He was spitting fire.
- One of the major religions in the llama world is Isllama.
- What did the llama magician say before he performed a trick? “Abra-alpaca!”
- When the proud llama father had his first son, people kept saying “He is the spitting image of his father.”
- Llamas despise franchise restaurants; they would rather eat at a hole-in-the-wool.
- Who could ever forget the chorus of that famous 80s song, “Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama, chameleon…”?
- There once was a llama that had a reputation for being a little schizophrenic. People said that he had a “spit” personality.
- It’s not always easy to think of new llama puns–sometimes it can be a real dilllama.
- Who is the most famous hip-hop artist in the llama community? Kendrick Llama.
- That llama is a real playboy. I saw him riding his LLamborhini with girls every day.
- Do you know that llamas can speak Spanish? Only one sentence: “Como te llama?
- If a one L Lama is a holy man and a 2 L Llama is a beast of burden, what is a three L Llama? A big fire in Boston.
- I can’t believe I’m being evicted for telling a joke about a llama. I guess alpaca my bags and leave
- Did you hear the one about how llamas would cause the end of the world? It was an alpaca-lypse
- What did the Farmer say when he saw a painting of his pet Llama? ” It’s a spitting image”
- Why do male llamas go to a therapist? Their women are such llama queens.
- What did one pot head llama say to the other pot head llama ? Alpaca bowl for you
- What’d the llama say before his vacation? Alpaca bag
- A llama walked up to a mirror and immediately started ejecting saliva all over the place. it was his spitting image
- Why does the Dalai Llama go to Vegas so often? He loves Tibet.
- When life gives you llamas… You make llamanade.
- When llamas took over the world. the result was alpacalyptic
- Where do Muslim llamas come from? Alpacastan!
- All this talk about llamas are annoying… Alpaca my bags.
- What do you call it when a llama has an identity crisis? Spit-Personality Disorder.
- Why didn’t the border guard allow a llama to enter the country? Hisllamaphobia
- A llama smokes. alpaca day
- If a bunch of llamas started a singing group, would they be the alpacapellas? llama get these tissues
- What do you say to a Chinese llama that keeps running away? Llama-stay
- what do you call a ship shaped like a colourful llama/ a pinYACHTa!
- What did the Pakistani ask when he saw a llama in jail? Islamabad?
- Female llamas are called.. .Dolly llamas.
- What did the llama do to the paper. It llaminated.
- What did the mamma llama say to the baby llama said he was out of lunch money? “Alpaca lunch for you”
- What religion do most llamas practice? Isllama!
- What did the llama say to his girlfriend when she kicked him out of the house? No probllama, alpaca my bags.
- What do you call a very fast llama? A llamaghini
- Why did the Llama miss his flight to go on holiday?He was busy Alpacking!
- How did the Jewish llama say hi? Sha-llama!
- What do you call getting squeezed by two llamas? Getting llaminated.
- What do you call a Llama with a bag of lentils on its back…?A dali Llama
- A llama comes home after a hard day at work…In an effort to cheer him up, his wife says “Honey I have great news! I found a great deal on a vacation for us next week! We’re going to Peru!” The husband says “Peru?! That’s fantastic! Alpaca suitcase!”
- What did the Mama Llama say to the Daddy Llama while they were getting ready to go on vacation? You make sure the kids are ready and Alpaca the bags.
- What did the sheep say to its friend the llama? I can shear with you.
- Have you ever thought about baby llamas? I guess they have mmamas and ppapas.
- No prob-llama.
- You’re llama-zing.
- Llama just make a quick stop before we go.
- Llama always love you.
- Llama leave soon.
- I llama-nated my card
- Llama-nade is perfect during a hot summer day.
- I graduated and received a dip-llama.
- The end of the world is called llama-geddon.
- Did you hear about Kendrick Llama’s new album?
- You’re such a llama queen.
- That’s a beautiful llama-ghini.
- Be careful because it’s f-llama-ble.
Do you have some favorite llama puns that are ll-amazing? Share them in the comments!
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