It’s FriYay, and what better way to celebrate than these Friday jokes that are sure to inspire laughter and fun. They are the perfect way to say hello to a relaxing weekend of fun and humor.
Fridays are the perfect day to tickle your funny bones with some laughter, and lucky for you, we have some Friday jokes to get the laughs started in no time. So put away the computer, unbutton your top button, and prepare to laugh until your side aches with these jokes.
So get ready to party with some good laughs as you share these Friday jokes with your friends, family, and co-workers that will soon become your favorite.
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Best Friday Jokes
- What comes after Black Friday? Broke Saturday.
- What can really ruin your Friday? Finding out it’s only Thursday.
- Why do geologists shop on Friday? For the great weekend shales!
- Where can you save 100% on Black Friday? At home – by not shopping.
- What’s scarier than Friday the 13th? Monday the 16th.
- What do cows do on Friday nights? Go to the mooooooovies
- Why did Friday start going to the gym? He was a weak day.
- Why did Han go shopping on Black Friday? Because the prices were Solo.
- In what country is every day a Friday? Grease. (Fry Day / Greece)
- What did the fruit ask at the end of the work week? Orange you glad it’s Friday?
- What’s the worst part about Friday afternoons? Realizing it’s only Wednesday.
- Why wasn’t the Friday serious about anything? It was a casual Friday.
- Why couldn’t Friday lift anything heavy? Because it was a weak day.
- What did Friday say to Saturday and Sunday when they were about to give up? Weekend do it!
- Why couldn’t I get an appointment at the library for Friday? They were all booked up.
- Why shouldn’t you worry about Friday the 13th? Because it’s bad luck to be superstitious.
- Why did the student cheer when he got home from school? It was Friyay!
- Why did Pierre go to McDonalds? It was French Fry-Day.
- Why didn’t the French chef realize it was Friday? It Crêpe’d up on him.
- What day of the week did Toad like the most? Fly-day.
- Why did Thomas the Tank Engine stop working on Friday? He ran out of steam.
- What did the Iceberg say to the Romaine on Friday? Lettuce celebrate!
- Why did Friday work out? It was a weak day for him.
- What comes after Friday the 13th? Saturday the 14th!
- Which day do potatoes fear the most? Fry-days.
- Why do geologists shop on Friday? For the great weekend shales!
- When do nuns laugh at Friday jokes? When the Friday joke is about Good Friday
- What is the saddest day for a sad person? Cry-day.
- Why does Friday stand (out)? The next day is sat day.
- What guarantees to ruin your Friday? Learning that it was only a Thursday.
- What do biologists wear to work on Friday? Genes
- Why do geologists shop on Friday? For the great weekend shales!
- When do nuns laugh at Friday jokes? When the Friday joke is about Good Friday.
- Which country has a Fry-day every day? Grease.
- What did the fruit ask at the end of the workweek? Orange you glad it’s Friday?
- What would an exhausted employee do to Friday if Friday was a person? Grab it and never let go.
- Why didn’t Friday take anything seriously? It was a casual Friday.
- Why did Han go shopping on Black Friday? Because the prices were Solo.
- What did the lazy guy do the day after Friday? He sat.
- What is the most favorite day for a window shopper? Buy day
- How can a man leave home on Friday, stay away for 4 nights, and then return on Friday? Friday is the name of his horse.
- Why did Friday seek a doctor’s advice? He felt week.
- What’s a narcissist’s favorite day of the week? My-day
- Why was the customer unhappy with the vacuum he brought on black Friday sales? It sucked
- What do you call the day when you have to submit a huge assignment that you have yet to start? Frightay.
- Why was the hospital empty? Because it is a feel-good Friday.
- Why was the boat shop owner happy on Black Friday? It was the most successful sail of that year.
- Why do you like Fridays that much? Friday is the best F-word ever.
- What did a worker say to another worker who was not feeling like working on a Friday? “Just a few more hours of work left, weekend make it!”
- Why was the hospital empty? Because it is a feel-good Friday.
- How do you make a profit on Black Friday? By completely ignoring the celebration.
- Where does a nerdy person spend their Black Friday? Geology museum because they get great shales there.
- Where can you get 100% off on everything on Black Friday? At home by not going out.
- What did the horse get for Black Friday? A Macintosh.
- What was on the specials on Black Friday? Leftovers from Thanksgiving Thursday.
- Why should one visit a tire shop on Black Friday? They will have a blowout.
- Who can profit a lot on Friday the 13th? Tailors because they know a lot of superstitchens.
- What happens to black cats on Friday the 13th? They have a lot of hiccups.
- What should have been the name of the sequel of Friday the 13th? Saturday the 14th.
- Why did I come back from the office early? Because it was Friday De somber the 13th.
- What type of pasta is favorable on Friday the 13th? Fettuccini Afraid-o.
- What is faster than the Flash? Friday nights.
- Why did Friday go to visit a doctor? He was week.
- What do you call the day when you have to submit a huge assignment that you have not even started? Frightay.
- Why couldn’t Friday lift the heavy weights? Because it was a weak day.
- What did a worker tell his co-worker when the long and busy week was about to end? “Fri-nally.”
- What would a tired person do if Friday night was a person? Hug it and never let it go.
- What is the greatest gift Friday can give? Weekend vibes.
- What is the only thing better than a Friday night? A Monday holiday.
- Why was everybody so worried about Friday? Because it was a Fatal day.
- What is the thing that almost sounds unreal but is actually very real? Boring Friday.
- Where can you find a computer on Friday night? At the disc-o.
- What did John Wicks’ enemy tell him on Friday? “Be careful, Wicks going to end soon.
- Why could I not attend my friend’s dumplings party on Saturday morning? Because I had to wok on Friday night.
- What do you call it when you have a good philosophical conversation with your friends on a Friday afternoon over a fast-food meal? A deep fry-day.
- What do you call it when you have to finish your homework on a Friday? A cryday night.
- What goes by slower than a boring movie? Friday afternoon.
- What fun activity did the student do after finishing school on Friday? He went home.
- What does it mean when you arrived late at work for the fifth time in a week? It means that is a Friday.
- How long is Monday from Friday night? Five minutes
- What can absolutely ruin your Fridays? Realizing it is Thursday.
- When can Sunday feel like a Friday? When you have a weekend job.
- Is Good Friday a sad day? Yes, but the next day’s a Sadderday.
- Why did my dad not go to work on Good Friday? Because it was a holy-day.
- Where does Christmas come before Good Friday and Easter? In a dictionary.
- What should you do on Good Friday if you want to eat a lot on Easter? Egg-cersise.
- What did I say to my friend who asked me if I know the best Friday jokes? I told her that I only know Good Friday jokes.
- What guarantees to ruin your Friday? Learning that it was only a Thursday.
- Why do American families crave Black Friday deals? They spent everything on the Thanksgiving Thursday dinner.
- I got a new vacuum cleaner on a Black Friday deal. It sucks!
- When do nuns laugh at Friday jokes? When the Friday joke is about Good Friday
- Why don’t people lift heavy weights on Fridays? It is a weak day.
- Why did Friday seek a doctor’s advice? He felt like a week.
- What would an exhausted employee do to Friday if Friday was a person? Grab it and never let go.
- What do work at home peeps wear on a Casual Friday? Nothing!
- What’s the worst thing that can happen on a Friday? When you realize it’s Thursday.
- What do you need if you have the song “Friday I’m in Love” stuck in your head? The cure.
- How do you make a blonde laugh on a Friday night? Tell them a joke on Monday.
- When will a priest laugh at your Friday joke? When it’s a Good Friday joke.
- Where does Friday come before Thursday? In a dictionary.
- What day does a chicken hate the most? Friday
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