Ready to laugh on Thanksgiving Day? You butter believe that these Thanksgiving jokes for kids will will have your splitting your gourd from laughter!
Ready to give your kids pumpkin’ to talk about? Well, let me tell you, we are all about the baste when it comes to making kids laugh this Thanksgiving with these funny Thanksgiving jokes for kids.
Don’t worry, though; there is no fowl play involved! Just good clean fun that even grandma will approve of! So feast your eyes on these funny jokes, because these Thanksgiving jokes may get a little corny! So you may want to tell your friends you are a little occu-pied while you check out these funny jokes.
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Thanksgiving Jokes For Kids
- Why was the turkey in jail? Fowl play.
- How are Thanksgiving and Halloween different? One has gobblers, the other has goblins.
- What do you call a retired vegetable? A has-bean.
- What’s the best thing to put into a pie? Your teeth.
- What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? “If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!”
- What kinds of cars would pilgrims drive today? Plymouth.
- What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread? May flour.
- What always comes at the beginning of a parade? The letter P.
- Why didn’t the turkey eat dessert? He was already stuffed.
- What’s inside a genie’s turkey? Wishbones.
- Why shouldn’t you look at the turkey dressing? It will make him blush.
- What do vampires call Thanksgiving? Fangs-giving.
- Why can’t you take a turkey to church? They use fowl language.
- Why was Thanksgiving dinner so expensive? It had 24 carrots.
- What happened to the turkey who got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
- Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To show he wasn’t chicken.
- What’s the most musical part of the turkey? The drumstick.
- What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he’s in pain? Pil-grimace.
- Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling down? Because his belt buckle was on his hat.
- What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot.
- What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? “Where’s pop corn?”
- What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost? A poultrygeist.
- What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A har-vest.
- What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.
- What’s Frankenstein’s favorite Thanksgiving dish? Monster mash potatoes and gravy.
- If pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on? Scholar ships.
- What is a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler.
- What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day? “Quack, quack!”
- What key has legs and can’t open the door? A tur-key.
- When do you serve tofu turkey? Pranksgiving.
- If you call a large turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one? Goblet.
- How did the salt and pepper greet the guests on Thanksgiving Day? “Seasoning’s greetings!”
- What did the turkey say before it was roasted? “Boy, I’m stuffed!”
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Normally I wouldn’t eat this much!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phillip a big plate of turkey and start eating!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Arthur. ‘Arthur who? Arthur any Thanksgiving leftovers?
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to wait much longer for the turkey?
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Esther. Esther who? Esther any more sweet potato pie?
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Tamara. Tamara who? Tamara we’ll be having tons of leftovers.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda go watch the Thanksgiving Day Parade?
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Eddie. Eddie who? Eddie more stuffing, and I’m going to get a stomach ache.
- What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ava. Ava who? Ava seen a play about the first Thanksgiving?
- When is turkey soup bad for your health? When you are the turkey.
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
- Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road safely? The crossing gourd.
- What’s the best song to sing while you prepare your Thanksgiving turkey? “All About That Baste.”
- What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving? “Good-pie, everyone.”
- What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin pi.
- What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner? The casse-role.
- Who scared the cranberry? The booberry.
- What do you call a pilgrim’s vocabulary? Pilgrammar.
- Why should you never set the turkey next to the dessert? He’ll gobble, gobble it up!
- What did sick people do on the Mayflower? They went to the dock.
- Why do turkeys always go “gobble, gobble”? Because they never learned good table manners.
- What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
- What was the turkey looking for at Toys “R” Us? Gobbleheads.
- What sound does a turkey’s phone make? “Wing, wing!”
- What do you call it when a turkey illegally tackles in football? A fowl.
- Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does a turkey come from? A poul-tree.
- Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving? Because everything is marked down after the holidays.
- Why was the turkey the drummer in the band? Because he had the drumsticks.
- If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
- How can you make a turkey disappear fast? Invite all of my relatives over for Thanksgiving dinner.
- What do you call a dumb gobbler? A jerky turkey.
- What has feathers and webbed feet? A turkey wearing scuba gear.
- What kind of potatoes go oui-oui-buzz-buzz? French flies.
- What kind of vegetable would you like on thanksgiving? Beets me!
- Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes – a building can’t jump at all.
- What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
- How can you make a turkey float? You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.
- What does Dracula call Thanksgiving? Fangs-giving.
- Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside
- What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock
- How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I’ll let you know next week.
- Where did the first corn come from? The stalk brought it.
- Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers? To keep his wigwam.
- What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian? He had an arrow escape.
- How did the Mayflower show that it liked America? It hugged the shore.
- Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chickens day off.
- Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring? Because April showers bring MayFlowers.
- If they took Thanksgiving Day off the calendar, what would you have? One week with only six days in it.
- Why did Johnny come to school late on the day after Thanksgiving? Because it was Black Friday, and he gave himself 50% off the school day.
- When is the best time to eat a turkey? When it is cooked and on the dinner table.
- Who gets full quicker during Thanksgiving dinner? The turkey because it comes to the table already stuffed.
- What happens if there is no turkey at the Thanksgiving table? No need to worry, we’ve already invited Uncle Bob.
- Why did the turkey pack his gear, and leave the farm? He had gotten tired of all the fowl language.
- Why do turkeys gobble? Because they are not human, and can not talk.
- When can a turkey be entertaining? When they are making people smile and happy on Thanksgiving Day.
- Do turkeys ever make wishes? Yes, they wish that people would find another entree for their Thanksgiving celebrations.
- Why were turkeys parading down the middle of main street dancing? They were marching to the beat of their own drumsticks.
- If a turkey spent all night basking is a pool of fragrant oils, what would he be the next morning? Well marinated, and ready for the oven.
- Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey had run away from home, and he did not want to be the substitute for Thanksgiving dinner.
- How many turkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four. One to hold the ladder, one to grab the light fixture, one to screw in the bulb, and one to remind them that they do not have fingers.
- What are turkeys mostly thankful for at Thanksgiving? Vegetarians.
- What are vegetarians thankful for at Thanksgiving? That they can make their entire meal in a matter of minutes by using a juicer.
- Why do turkeys get nervous? Because they watch the calendars roll over to November.
- What side dish do you bring for Thanksgiving dinner when you accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes? Squash casserole.
- Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing.
- What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving? May the forks be with you.
- Why didn’t the pilgrim want to make the bread? It’s a crummy job.
- What do you a call the age of a pilgrim? Pilgrimage.
- What’s John Wayne’s favorite holiday? Thanksgiving, Pilgrim.
- Can a turkey jump higher than the Statue of Liberty? Yes, the Statue of Liberty can’t jump!
- What sound does a turkey make in space? Hubble Hubble
- What vegetable was hiding in the basement on Thanksgiving? Cellar-y
- Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner? He lost track of Thyme
- Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn’t get a moose in the oven.
- What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? The G!
- What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
- What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Apple gobbler.
- What did the sweet potato say when it was asked if it was hungry? Yes, I yam!
- What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose!
- Why couldn’t dad stop moistening the turkey with juices? It appealed to his baster instincts.
- What did the little turkey say to the big turkey? “Peck on someone your own size!”
- What do turkeys like to do on sunny days? Have peck-nics!
- What happens if you hurt cranberries’ feelings? They turn into blueberries!
- What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google, google!
- Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? In the dictionary!
- What type of glass does a turkey drink from? A gobblet.
Do you have some favorite Thanksgiving jokes for kids that we missed? Share them in the comments so we can add them to the list!
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