Aren’t funny Valentine Sayings for kids the best?! They just make me laugh especially when they are told by kids! Pair these with funny Valentine’s Day jokes and you are guaranteed a ton of fun with your kids throughout Valentine’s Day!
Valentine Sayings for Kids
I don’t about you, but my kids love Valentine’s Day I think more than my husband and I both do combined. over the years we have turned it into a fun family holiday. It starts with some good jokes and some funny Valentines sayings for the kids and of course and some Valentine’s Day Bingo, Valentine’s Day Would You Rather and even some Valentine’s Day Charades. The kids may even get lucky and we may throw some cheesy Valentine’s Day songs for kids in there too for an epic dance party. It is just the perfect day of hanging out and having fun.
Because we love Valentine’s Day for our kids, we have created this epic list of funny Valentine’s sayings that they kids will love! To make the day even more special for them!
How Can I use these Funny Valentine’s Day Sayings?
There are so many ways to use these Valentine’s Sayings!
- Tell them to your kids
- Send in a text
- Attach them to a treat
- Place them in their lunch box
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The Best Valentine’s Day Sayings
Love is in the air!
… or is that bacon?
God was showing off when he made you.
I saw your picture in the dictionary.
It was next to the definition of “perfect.”
I have the best Valentine in the whole world.
It’s YOU!
You’re pretty much my favorite of all time in the history of ever.
Valentine’s Day is only once a year,
but I love you 365 days per year.
Aside from food, you’re my favorite.
All you need is love.
But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
You’re even better than a unicorn,
because you’re real.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you…
I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
You’re the bomb.
– a bath bomb
I think you are purrr-fect!!
— a cat
I dig you!
— a shovel
I am ‘TOADally’ yours!
— a frog
I ‘wheelie’ like you!
— a car
You are the apple of my eye!
— Apples
You ruler!
— A ruler
I like you ‘beary’ much!
— Gummy bears
You’re a great catch!
— Goldfish cracker
I am stuck on you.
— Glue
You are out of this world!
— Orbit Gum
Valentines, valentines,
Pink, red and blue,
I’ve made a pretty one
Just for you!
You make my heart (and my cookie!) crumble….
I love you more than a duck can swim!
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Valentine, I like you; I’m glad that you’re my friend;
We have lots of fun together, We are a perfect blend!
As good friends go, You really shine.
Let’s be each other’s Valentine!
When we’re together, We have such fun;
Valentine, You’re second to none!
Special people are very few;
Who is special? That would be you.
Valentine I see you A lot when we’re at school,
And every time I see you I think you’re very cool.
If apples were pears & peaches were plums
& a rose had a different name.
I’d love you just the same.
If tigers were bears & fingers were thumbs
& a rose had a different name.
I’d love you just the same.
You’re as neet-o like a Cheeto!
Every day, I like you S’more!
Donut you know I like you a hole bunch!
You’re my main squeeze, Valentine!
— Orange
We make a great pear!
– Pear
You color my world, Valentine!
– Crayons
You’re the highlight of my day!
– Highlighter
You’re just write for me!
— Pen
You make my heart glow!
– Glow sticks
You make my heart bounce!
– Bouncy ball
I like the way you roll!
– Ball
You blow me away, Valentine!
— Bubbles
Love is a battlefield
– G.I. Joe
You’re dino-mite!
– Dinosaur toy
I like to play with you, Valentine!
– Play Doh
It’s no stretch being your friend!
– Stretch toy
You make my heart soar!
– Toy airplane
Love is in the air!
– Balloon
Read my lips, I’m yours!
— Lip gloss
We’re the perfect pair!
— Socks
You’re sew special to me!
— Sewing kit
I love you sew much!
— Sewing kit
I love you a whole Lotto!
— Lottery ticket
Right from the start, You’re the one who stole my heart!
Happy Valentine’s Day to you!
I go bananas over you!
You melt my heart!
Love is an art, which comes from the heart!
You are a-MAZE-ing!
You are sweeter than Valentine’s day candy!
I m so sweet of you!
You melt my heart like butter in a hot pan.
You will forever be my always.
Keep calm and be my Valentine!
I love you berry much!
You make me “snicker,” Valentine!
— Snickers
You stole a “piece” of my heart!
— Reese’s Pieces
You’re cute as a button!
— Button candy
“B” Mine.
— Butterfinger
Happy Valentine’s Day, “Smartie” pants!
— Smarties
You “krack” me up!
— Krackel bar
I’m hooked on you!
— Gummy Worms
Have a blast, Valentine!
— Pop Rocks
So glad we’re in the same “school,” Valentine!
— Goldfish Crackers
You are my lucky charm!
— Lucky Charms
You “mooove” me, Valentine!
— Small Cartons of Milk
Valentine, you’re the koolest!
— Kool-Aid
I’m shooting for brownie points!
— Brownies
You’re as sweet as they come!
— Candy
Wanted to pop the question:
Will you be mine?
You’re the icing on the cake!
— Cake Pops
Your friendship is like gold!
— Chocolate Gold Coins
Don’t ever change!
— Chocolate Gold Coins
Life would be un”berry”able without you!
— Chocolate Strawberries
You are “berry”special!
— Chocolate Strawberries
You are a “berry” good friend!
— Chocolate Strawberries
I would be a ding dong without you as a friend!
— Ding Dong
Only a ding dong wouldn’t want you as a friend!
— Ding Dong
You’re no ding dong; you’re a great friend!
— Ding Dong
Only a dum dum wouldn’t want you as a friend!
— Dum Dum Suckers
I am so “fortune”ate to have you as a friend!
— Fortune Cookies
It’s fun to be fruity with you!
— Fruit Snacks
You put the fun in my life!
— Fun Dip
I “chews” you as my friend!
— Gum Tape
You warm my heart!
— Hot Chocolate Pack
Your friendship is a lifesaver!
— Lifesavers
Don’t be a dud, be my Valentine!
— Milk Duds
I am a nerd without you as a friend!
— Nerds
Of all the peeps in the world, you are a great friend!
— Peeps
You make my heart burst.
— Starbursts
Michele Tripple is a renowned author and expert in the fields of parenting, relationships, and personal development. With her degree in marriage and family studies, her experience as a Family Life Educator, and over a decade of experience as a professional writer, Michele has authored books that provide practical advice and insights into improving family dynamics and personal growth. Her work is celebrated for its blend of research-driven information and relatable, real-world applications. Michele has been a keynote speaker at conferences and has contributed to numerous publications and media outlets, solidifying her reputation as an authoritative voice in her field and helping families build relationships.