Cs the day with these Alphabet Puns That Will Have You Singing Your ABCs!
If you’re looking for some family-friendly jokes, you’re at the write place! If you’ve got a little one learning their ABCs, these alphabet puns will d-light and inspire them to keep practicing!
I don’t know y, but my family loves a good pun. We always fall to pieces laughing when we read these Fall Puns! Our funny bones love these Skeleton Puns, too!
Sometimes it’s hard to find clean jokes and puns that the whole family can enjoy. You can have a bowl of alphabet pun soup with the right letters that won’t spell disaster! These alphabet puns will take the words right out of your mouth! JK, JK!
Best Alphabet Puns
- Once I was so dehydrated, I couldn’t even remember all the letters in the English alphabet. I went ABCDEFG and then PQRSTUVWXYZ. I was missing H to O.
- How many letters are in the English alphabet? 24
- My daughter’s teacher gave her a project to write the English alphabet on slips of paper. Unfortunately 25 letter slips got wrinkled on her way to school. But atleast she has a smoothie
- Of the 26 letters of the English alphabet, which one is the Beatles’ favorite? Letter B Letter B Letter B Yeah Letter B Speaking words of wisdom Letter B
- I know the English alphabet has 26 letters… I know the English alphabet has 26 letters. When I try to recite it I can only think of 25, but I can’t remember y…
- Why are there only 25 alphabets in the English language during Christmas? Because Noel…
- I believe there are only 25 letters in the English alphabet… But I don’t know why
- I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
- What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a well-dressed man on a trampoline? Attire
- I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
- The past, present, and future walk into a bar… It was tense.
- Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.
- Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
- I’m so good at sleeping; I can do it with my eyes closed.
- I used to have a fear of hurdles, but then I got over it.
- Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything.
- I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
- I have a photographic memory, but I always forget to charge my camera.
- How do you organize a space party? You planet.
- What does a nosy pepper do? It gets jalapeno business.
- I’m really good at guessing what’s inside wrapped presents. I have a gift.
- I’m reading a horror story backward. It’s giving me the creeps.
- Why do bees hum? Because they don’t know the words.
- How do trees get on the Internet? They log on.
- Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
- You can’t run through a campsite. You can only ran, because it’s past tents.
- A book just fell on my head. I have only my shelf to blame.
- I’m a big fan of whiteboards. They’re re-markable.
- It’s difficult to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
- I hate the word “gorgeous.” It makes me feel like I’m a sheep dangling in front of a wolf.
- I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down.
- I told a joke about a pillow to my friend, but he didn’t get it. It must’ve been a sham.
- I was reading a book on canals, and it was boring. It was a pane in the canal.
- How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.
- I was going to tell a joke about a pencil, but it’s pointless.
- I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
- I hate Russian dolls; they’re so full of themselves.
- You know what really bugs me? Insects.
- I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
- I have a horse named Mayo. Mayo neighs.
- I saw a movie about a boat
- I saw a movie about a boat. It was plain sailing.
- I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
- When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
- I have a photographic memory, but I always forget to load the film.
- I don’t trust people who do acupuncture. They’re back stabbers.
- I was going to be an optometrist, but I couldn’t see the benefits.
- I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
- I have a fear of over-engineered buildings. It’s a complex complex complex.
- How does a train eat? Chew chew!
- I don’t trust people who do origami. They’re always folding.
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.
- I told a chemistry joke but there was no reaction.
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crummy.
- I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down.
- I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
- I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
- The secret to humor is not saying everything you know, but knowing everything you say.
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
- What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a well-dressed man on a trampoline? Attire
- I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
- I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
- I used to have a fear of hurdles, but then I got over it.
- I don’t want to brag, but I’m pretty good at parallel parking. I have a natural habitat.
- The past, present, and future walk into a bar… It was tense.
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- I’m really good at guessing what’s inside wrapped presents. I have a gift.
- Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.
- A giant anteater walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Sorry, pal. We don’t serve anteaters.” The anteater replies, “That’s okay, I only want a beer.”
- Stardust is a fine band name, but Meteor Shower would really bring down the house.
- I was thinking about getting a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
- Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
- I used to be addicted to soap operas, but I’m clean now.
- I’m so excited for October 31st, it’s going to be a bone-chilling night.
- One hat says to the other, “You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.”
- I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
- Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.
- Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.
- What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
- How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogey in it.
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
- Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? Because it ran out of juice.
- How does a train eat? Chew chew!
- Why don’t seagulls fly by the bay? They would be bagels.
- What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
- Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.
- What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
- What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
- What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist
- What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
- What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
- Why did the cucumber need a lawyer? Because it was in a pickle.
- Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go.
- Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: When Albus Dumbledore introduces himself to Harry Potter, he says, “Albus Dumbledore. I’m the school’s headmaster.” Harry quips, “Of what?”
- Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
- The Lion King: Zazu tells Mufasa, “You’ve got to put your behind in your past.” Mufasa responds, “No, no, no, Zazu. That’s not what I meant by ‘Stick with me,’.”
- The Great Outdoors: Chet and Roman are playing a game where they give each other three words, and the other person has to make a sentence out of them. Roman gives Chet “fish, pants, honey.” Chet thinks for a moment and then says, “The fish was this big, the pants fell down, and she said honey I shrunk the kids.”
- Finding Nemo: Dory repeatedly forgets the name of Nemo’s father, Marlin, and calls him different names such as Merlin, Harlan, and Marlinspike.
- Back to the Future: Doc tells Marty, “If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious shit.”
- What is the coolest letter in the alphabet? B, Because it comes between a and c
- Did you hear about the pirate who had trouble with the alphabet?He always got lost at sea!
- Why does it take sailors ages to learn the alphabet?
- My embarrassing hobby is covering the fifth letter of the alphabet in a thin layer of gold …It’s a gilt-E pleasure.
- I had so many rats for the science experiment, I had to assign them letters of the alphabet. One of them protested, but he was just being a B rat.
- Everyone keeps telling me there’s 26 letters in the alphabet, not 25 But I don’t know Y
Do you have even more fun alphabet puns? Share them in the comments so we can laugh too!
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