85 Christmas Tree Puns That are Tree-Mendous

Last Updated on March 8, 2024 by Michele Tripple

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Want to have a tree-mendous Christmas this year? Don’t get caught empty-handed! Grab these Christmas tree puns to get the party and laughs started with your friends and family. They are sure to never fir-get this Christmas because of all the laughs you shared with them.

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Jokes, especially Christmas jokes, have a way to bring people together, especially this time of year. So often, you are with family that you don’t see all the time, so you may need a good icebreaker or two to have the awkward silence disappear. That is why we love these Christmas tree puns. They are a little cheesy, but super funny and are the perfect way to connect with those you love!

So get ready for some fun with these Christmas tree puns. Pair them with our Santa jokes, our elf jokes, and our Christmas tree jokes for even more fun this holiday season!

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Christmas Tree Puns

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  • “Birch, please. I love Christmas more than you think.”
  • “Guacin’ around the Christmas tree.”
  • “Have a tree-mendous Christmas.”
  • “Yes, I do consider myself a Christmas tree hugger.”
  • “This tree is officially lit AF.”
  • “I fern-ly be-leaf this tree is quali-tree.”
  • “I can feel your presents.”
  • “Are you oakay? Yes, I’m pine!”
  • “I ‘m pine-ing for you.”
  • “Hey DJ, drop the needles.”
  • “You light up my life.” — Debby Boone, “You Light Up My Life”
  • “Watts up, Christmas tree?
  • “Ornamentary, my dear Watt-son.”
  • “May your days be merry and bright.” — Irving Berlin, “White Christmas”
  • “Never fir-get how beautiful Christmas trees are.”
  • “I love you a whole watt.”
  • “Can I get a watt watt?”
  • “What a de-light you are to be around.”
  • “I’m having fun fir sure.”
  • “I think my tree and I have really good chemis-tree.”
  • “Two’s company. Tree’s a crowd.”
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  • “My Christmas tree is the best, and I don’t care if you disa-green.”
  • “Feeling just pine.”
  • “Advice from a tree: stand tall and proud, go out on a limb, remember your roots, and drink plenty of water.”
  • “Don’t forget that everyone is rooting for you.”
  • “I’ve been hooked on Christmas trees my whole life.”
  • This year my tree is #ballin.”
  • “Pining away.”
  • “I love hanging with you this season.”
  • “Oh chemistree, oh chemistree.”
  • “I pine for you.”
  • “You know when that hot pine bling.”
  • “Hey tree, don’t leaf me hanging.”
  • “Looking at you is like reading poetree.”
  • So thankful fir this beautiful tree!
  • Can you be-leaf this awesome tree?
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  • They say that Christmas is a time to “tree-t” yourself, so I took that pretty literally.
  • My tree this year is pretty fa-la-la-la-lit.
  • This year’s tree decorating experience was a bit of a Tree for all.
  • I wasn’t sure if this photo was cheesy enough so I tree-cided to add a punny caption Fir good measure.
  • Who needs trips when you can have tree-ps?
  • You know we’re pretty picky with our decor, so we decided to go for something that was compliment-Tree to our aesthetic.
  • Tree so fine I can’t help but Pine fir it.
  • Decorating this bad boy was pure Poe-Tree.
  • Decorating this year was such a Tree-t.
  • I think we have pretty good chemis-Tree, what do you think?
  • You know what they say – two’s company…… tree’s a crowd.
  • I almost Fir-got how much fun it was to decorate a Christmas tree!
  • Oh darling, you’re so Pine, you’re so Pine you blow my mind.
  • Feeling tree-mendously happy these days.
  • One of the best Christmas trees I’ve ever had….. fir sure.
  • Took “Spruce”ing up the place a little too literally this year. What do you think?
  • You Cedar tree over there? That one’s mine!
  • I was going to make a joke about our decorations, but that would be Tinsel-ting.
  • Gar-landed us one of the best trees around. What do you think?
  • This is Bauble-bly the most wonderful tree I’ve ever decorated!
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  • I wanted to decorate the tree myself but decided that the holidays aren’t a time to be tinSel-fish
  • Spruce Wayne
  • Fir-eddie Mercur-Tree
  • Chris Pine (maybe too easy)
  • Spruce Willis
  • Spruce Lee [or Bruce Leaf]
  • Fir-rest Gump
  • Fir-ances McDormand
  • Fir-ank Sinatra
  • Fir-nando Alonso
  • Franz Fir-dinand
  • Fir-ah Fawcett
  • Fir-ell Williams
  • Spruce Springsteen
  • Tree Diddy
  • Queen La-Treefah
  • Keanu Treeves
  • Tree-twood Mac
  • Justin Timber-lake
  • Au-Tree Hepburn
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  • Tree-na Turner
  • Tree-na Fey
  • Ka-Tree Holmes
  • Fir-lock Holmes
  • Fir-yl Crow
  • Fir Ian McKellen [This will work with anybody who is knighted]
  • Fir-licia Day
  • Tree Larson
  • Leaf Schreiber

Do you have some favorite Christmas tree puns? Share them in the comments so we can add them to the list!

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