It’s snow joke! We are sharing the funniest snowman jokes that will have you melting with laughter.
Everyone nose that a good joke is just what you need to lighten the mood or to use as an icebreaker for a tough crowd. These snowman jokes will leave everyone only having ice for you and your awesome joke skills as you share some really awesome belly laughs that will leave them laughing like crazy!
Don’t worry; no one will think you are up to snow good with these snowman jokes because they are clean and perfect for kids and adults of all ages. Pair these with our snow jokes and our reindeer jokes for even more fun.
Do your kids love jokes? Grab these fun joke cards for them to laugh at all the time! These are perfect for lunch box jokes, joke cards series, bedtime laughs, and more! Grab them now!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?A: Frostbite!
Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads?A: Ice caps!
Q: What do snowmen do in summer?A: Chill out!
Q: What do you call a snowman in summer?A: A puddle!
Q: What do snowmen do when the weather’s too hot for hats and scarves?A: They change into puddles!
Q: What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?A: Frosties, Snowflakes or Ice Crispies!
Q: What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the snowman?A: Have an ice day!
Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?A: Snowballs.
Q: What do you call a snowman on roller skates?A: A snowmobile!
Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?A: A snowmobile!
Q: What do you call an old snowman?A: Water!
Q: What kind of cake do snowmen eat?A: Any cake with frosting on!
Q: What happened when an icicle fell on the Olafs head?A: It knocked him cold out!
Q: What sort of cakes do snowmen like?A: The ones with thick icing!
Q: What did the snowman’s hat say to the scarf?A: You hang around while I go on ahead!
Q: Why did the snow-drop?A: Because it heard the cro-cus.
Q: How do you explain ice to a child?A: Skid stuff!
Q: What do snowmen eat for their lunch?A: Ice-bergers!
Q: How do snowmen greet each other?A: Ice to meet you!
Q: What do snowmen put on their Ice-burgers?A: Chilly sauce!
Q: Where do snowmen keep their money?A: In the snow-bank!
Q: What do you call a snowman in the tropics?A: Lost.
Q: How do snowmen get to work?A: By icicle!
Q: What do you get when you cross a Frosty with a polar bear?A: A brrr-grrrr!
Q: What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?A: Get out of my face!
Q: What do you call a snowman’s dog?A: A slush puppy!
Q: Why did the snowman call his dog frost?A: Because Frost bites!
Q: Why was the snowman rummaging in the bag of carrots?A: He was picking his nose!
Q: What did the snowman say to the robin?A: I have snow idea!
Q: What does a snowman take when the sun gets too hot?A: A chill pill!
Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?A: You’re cool!
Q: What did the policeman say when he saw the snowman stealing?A: Freeze!
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?A: Frosties!
Q: What do you call a snowman with a cup of tea?A: Melted!
Q: Why didn’t the snowman go to the party?A: He had snowone to go with!
Q: Why don’t snowmen like carrot cake?A: Because it tastes like bogies!
Q: What is a snowman’s favorite type of Mexican food?A: Brrrrrrr-itos!
Q: What do snowmen call their offspring?A: Chill-dren!
Q: What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen like best?A: I.C!
Q: What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?A: A snowball!
Q: Where would you find snowmen dancing?A: At the snowball!
Q: How do you scare a snowman?A: With a hairdryer!
Q: What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?A: She gave him the cold shoulder!
Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?A: You wake up wet!
Q: What does Frosty the snowman like to drink in the summer?A: Ice tea!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker?A: Frosty the dough-man!
Q: How do snowmen get around?A: They ride an icicle!
Q: What did the snowman name his cow?A: Eskimooo!
Q: What happened when the snowwoman had an argument with the snowman?A: She gave him the cold shoulder!
Q: What do you say to a stressed-out snowman?A: Chill out!
Q: What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?A: A snow-fake!
Q: What does the snowman from Frozen do when something is funny?A: O-laugh!
Q: Why do snowmen like living at the North Pole?A: Because it’s cool!
Q: What song do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Q: What is a snowman’s favorite hot drink?A: Fros-tea.
Q: What’s a snowman’s favorite dessert?A: Ice cream.
Q: Why did the snowman refuse to eat the carrot?A: Because his Nose — it’s a carrot.
Q: How did the snowman react to people making fun of his pointy nose?A: He didn’t Carrot all.
Q: Why did the snowman skip the Christmas party?A: He just wanted to chill.
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?A: Frostbite.
Q: What does the snowman take when he gets stressed?A: A chill pill.
Q: What do snowmen like to eat for lunch?A: Brrrrr-gers.
Q: Why did the snowman go to the middle of the lake?A: Because snowman is an island.
Snowman Knock Knock Jokes
Knock KnockSnow man named Olaf!
Knock KnockSnow way I’m telling you!
Knock KnockSnow laughing matter!
Knock KnockSnow body!
- Snowman’s better at puns than you!
- One snowman said to another “I’d heard that carrots are very good for your eyes, but all I can see are carrots!”.
- Everyone teased the snowman about his pointy nose. Fortunately, he didn’t carrot at all!
- Two snowmen were standing in a field. One said to the other “can you smell carrots?” The second snowman replied “no, but I can taste coal!”.
- Going where snowman has gone before.
- Always up to Snow good.
- Hello Mr. Snowman, ice to meet you.
- Suddenly I believe in love at Frost sight.
- Having snow much fun these days… oh man!
- Snow matter what you hear about me, just know that I’m a (snow)man of my word.
- Do you want to build a snowman? Promise Olaf you forever.
- Adorable snowmen just make me melt.
- Who needs friends when you’ve got a cool group of Snow-mies?
- I gotta keep cool with this one, otherwise, he’ll have a meltdown.
- I really admire this guy… after all, “Snowman” can often be a tough Roll.
- There’s snowman better for me. I glove this one!
- Forget Netflix and chill – what about snowmen and chill?
- Chilling out with my man.
- He may be ice cold but he wears the heck out of a hat.
- When it comes to the perfect snowman, I will spare snow expense.
- I love you snow much!
- I have snow idea!
- You make me melt!
- Chill out!
- Snowen Atkinson
- Edward SNOW-den
- Jon Snow
- Snow-livia Newton John
- Snow-liver Stone
- George Cool-ney
- Arn-Cold Schwarzenegger
- Jim Carrey-t (Carrot)
- Morgan Freezeman (or Morgan Freesnowman)
- Steven Spielbrrrrrrrg
- Al Pacin-snow
- Snow White
- Snowen Wilson
- Mark Wahlbrrrrg
- Snow-muel L. Jackson
- Ben Still-brrrr
- Bill Brr-ay
- Freeze-dy Mercury
- Freeze-da Kahlo
- Stone Cold Steve Frost-in
- Frostin’ Powers
- Macaulay Cold-kin
- Melt Gibson
- Melt-lissa McCarthy
- Chill-ian Michaels
- Mi-cold Scott
- Mi-cold Phelps (any Michael really)
What are your favorite snowman jokes? Tell us in the comments so we can add them to the list!
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