Best February Jokes for Kids

February may be the shortest month of the year, but it’s packed with laughs. From Leap Day jokes to Valentine’s Day humor and silly calendar puns, these February jokes are clean, funny, and perfect for kids, classrooms, families, and lunchbox laughs.

Top 10 Best February Jokes

1. What month is the best month to tell a lie? Fib-ruary.
2. Can February March? No, but April May.
3. Why is February not a leader? It always says “me too!”
4. What do kids play on Leap Day? Hop-scotch.
5. How many Mondays are in February? Too many.
6. What triples in price in February? Roses on Valentine’s Day.
7. What kind of music do you listen to on February 29th? Hip hop.
8. Dad: Which month has 27 days? Kid: February! Dad: All of them.
9. What do you tell a hitchhiker on February 29th? Hop in.
10. Sometimes February feels endless… but time Marches on.

Funny February Jokes

• What’s for breakfast on really cold February mornings? Frosted Snowflakes.
• Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory? He took a few days off in February.
• What month is Jake Paul’s favorite? Feb-BRO-ary.
• What date sounds like a train? 2/2/22.
• What month is best for coffee lovers? Feb-BREW-ary.
• Why should February 10th be National Fart Day? Because it’s 2/10.

Groundhog Day Jokes

• What happens if the groundhog doesn’t see his shadow? He needs glasses.
• Why are groundhogs good at predicting the weather? They aren’t.
• Son: Groundhogs get a day in February but dogs don’t.
  Dad: Don’t worry, dogs get their days in the summer.

Don’t stop here, check out our entire post of Groundhog Day jokes.

Leap Day Jokes (February 29)

• What do athletes wear on Leap Day? Jump suits.
• What kind of surgery happens on Leap Day? A hop-eration.
• What did the lawyer do on February 29th? Jumped to conclusions.
• Are people born on Leap Day good jumpers? They were born on a leap year.
• What happens if you scare someone on Leap Day? They jump out of their skin.
• Where do most people eat on Leap Day? IHOP.

Valentine’s Day Jokes (February 14)

• What do pickles celebrate on February 14th? Valen-brine’s Day.
• What do you tell a pig on Valentine’s Day? Happy Valen-swine’s Day!
• What should you never give a dentist on Valentine’s Day? Candy.
• What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak? February 14th.
• Do you have a Valentine’s Day date? Yes — February 14th.

Calendar & Date Jokes

• Why should there be a February 30th? So dentists can celebrate.
• What does February say to March? “Me too!”
• How many seconds are in a year? Twelve — January second, February second…
• What day is 2/22/22? Two’s Day.
• When is the best outfit for February 2nd? A tutu.

February Jokes for Kids

• What do kids play on Leap Day? Hop-scotch.
• What shape is born on February 9th? An Asquare-ius.
• Why did the sprinter get disqualified on Leap Day? He jumped the gun.
• What does a butterfly do on February 29th? Jumps out of its skin.
• What is Kermit the Frog’s favorite month? February — it has a leap year.

Knock-Knock February Jokes

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there? Noah.
  Noah who? Noah good joke about February?
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there? Boo.
  Boo who? Don’t cry — we’ve got the best February jokes!

If you enjoyed these February jokes, you’ll also love our holiday jokes for kids, Valentine’s Day jokes, and winter jokes for families.

February may be short, but it’s packed with laughs. Whether you’re celebrating Leap Day, Valentine’s Day, Groundhog Day, or just trying to survive the winter months, these February jokes are an easy way to bring a little extra fun into your day.

Save this list, share it with friends for classrooms, lunchboxes, and family time. A good laugh makes even the coldest February day feel warmer.

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