75 Valentine’s Day Riddles That Are Love-ly!

Last Updated on January 20, 2023 by Michele Tripple

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Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and it is all about love, but who’s to say you can’t have a little fun with it?! These Valentine’s Day Riddles are just what you need to share the love and laughs this Valentine’s Day.

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We love jokes and riddles in our house, especially around holidays! These Valentine’s Day riddles are perfect for connecting with your kids, spouse, and friends. They make for the perfect icebreakers and allow you to use your brain in a whole new way and also laugh too!

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Valentine riddles

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Q: I can be stolen or given away and you’ll live, but you can’t live without me.

What am I? 

A: Your heart.

Q: When you buy me, I’m expensive, but the only use I have is just hanging.

What Valentine’s Day gift am I? 

A: Earrings.

Q: What can be touched, but can’t be seen? 

A: Someone’s heart.

Q: What type of flower is kissable? 

A: Tulips.

Q: What connects two people, but only touches one? 

A: A wedding ring.

Q: What travels around the world for Valentine’s Day, but just stays in one corner?

A:  A stamp.
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Q: Which one of Santa’s reindeer can be seen on Valentine’s Day? 

A: Cupid.

Q: Why are artichokes the most loving vegetable? 

A: They have hearts.

Q: You can touch me, you can break me, and you should win me if you want to be mine.

What am I? 

A: A heart.

Q: Why would you put candy under your pillow? 

A: To have sweet dreams.

A doctor and a truck driver are in love with the same woman. The truck driver had to go on a week-long trip and gave the woman seven apples before he left.

Why? 

A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
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Q: If your aunt runs away to get married on Valentine’s Day, what can you call her? 

A: Antelope.

Q: What did the circle say to the triangle on Valentine’s Day?

A:  I think you’re acute.

Q: What did the piece of gum say to their Valentine? 

A: I chews you.

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?

A:  I’m stuck on you.

Q: Why did the cannibal break up with her Valentine? 

A: He didn’t suit her taste.
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Q: What did the chocolate sauce say to the scoop of ice cream? 

A: I’m sweet on you.

Q: How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? 

A: He gave her a ring.

Q: What did the elephant say to his Valentine? 

A: I love you tons.

Q: What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?

A:  Forget-me-nuts.

Q: What do you call two birds in love? 

A: Tweet hearts.
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Q: What do you call a very small Valentine? 

A: A valentiny.

Q: What did the chef give his sweetheart? 

A: Hugs and quiches.

Q: What did one oar say to the other oar? 

A: How about a little row-mance?

Q: What is a vampire’s sweetheart called? 

A: A ghoul-friend.

Q: What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? 

A: Hogs and kisses.
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Q: What did the lightbulb say to his valentine? 

A: I love you watts and watts.

Q: What did the painter say to her Valentine? 

A: I love you with all of my art.

Q: What did the pickle say to his Valentine? 

A: You mean a great dill to me.

Q: Why do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? 

A: They’re really scent-imental.

Q: What did the bat say to her Valentine?

A:  I love hanging with you.
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Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

A: I find you very attractive.

Q: What did the octopus say to his valentine?

A: I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.

Q: What did the train say to his Valentine?

A: “I choo-choo-choose you!”

Q: What do you call two birds in love?

A: Tweethearts!

Q: Why are artichokes the most loving vegetable?

A:  Because they’ve got hearts.
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Q: What Valentine’s Day candy is only for girls?

A:  HER-SHE’s Kisses.

Q: What did the elephant say to his Valentine?

A: “I love you tons!”

Q: What did the owl say to his Valentine?

A: “Owl be yours!”

Q: What did the light bulb say to his valentine?

A:  I wuv you watts and watts!

Q: What did the bat say to his Valentine?

A: “You’re fun to hang around with!”
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Q: Which one of Santa’s reindeer can be seen on Valentine’s Day?

A: Cupid.

Q: What did the hamburger buy his sweetheart?

A: An onion ring.

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?

A:  I’m stuck on you!

Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A: A stamp.

Q: Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

A: Because it’s all heart.
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Q: What fastens two people yet touches only one?

A: A wedding ring

Q: What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep?

A:  I love ewe!

Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?

A: Forget-me-nuts.

Q: What is a vampire’s sweetheart called?

A: His ghoul-friend.

Q: What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?

A: You get buttered up.
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Q: What did one volcano say to the other?

A: I lava you.

Q: What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?

A: Ughs and kisses!

Q: Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

A:  Because he wanted sweet dreams.

Q: What did the pickle say to his Valentine?

A: “You mean a great dill to me!”

Q: What did the bear say to his Valentine?

A: “I love you beary much!”
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Q: How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

A: He gave her a ring.

Q: What did the circle say to the triangle on Valentine’s Day?

A:  I think you’re acute.

Q: What did the cat say to his Valentine?

A: “You’re purr-fect for me!”

Q: Why did the banana go out with the fig?

A: Because he couldn’t get a date! 

Q: What did the cat say to his Valentine?

A: “You’re purr-fect for me!”
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Q: What did the squirrel say to his Valentine?

A: “I’m nuts about you!”

Q: What did the drum say to his Valentine?

A: “My heart beats for you!”

Q: What did the bear say to his Valentine?

A: “I love you beary much!”

Q: What did the rabbit say to his Valentine?

A: “You’re no bunny ’til some bunny loves you!”
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  1. You’ve gotta pizza my heart.
  2. I love you like no otter.
  3. Don’t go bacon my heart.
  4. Words can’t espresso how much I love you.
  5. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
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  1. Whale you be my Valentine?
  2. What did the chef give his wife on Valentine’s Day? A hug and a quiche.
  3. Why do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? They’re very scenti-mental.
  4. What did the oar say to the other? Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
  5. What do you call a romance in a fish tank? Guppy love.
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Do you have some favorite Valentine’s Day riddles that we can add to the list? Share in the comments!

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