If you are looking for the funniest jokes, “donut” miss these donut jokes for kids! These kid-friendly jokes are so hilarious, you’ll have the “hole” group laughing non-stop!
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The Best Donut Jokes for Kids
- What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
- What do you call a cute donut? A-dough-able.
- Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow? It always went back four seconds.
- What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father? “Donut hole me back.”
- What do you call uncivilized donuts? Bavarians.
- I allow myself only one donut per year. This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
- Why do golfers love donuts? Always a hole-in-one!
- What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial? Anecdoughtal evidence.
- Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot? The Sahara dessert!
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
- Ever heard of French Donuts? They’re the Beigne of my existence.
- Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.
- Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut? He was stuffed!
- What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day? I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
- Why do donuts hate puns so much? They donut like to joke around!
- Why did the donut go to a therapist? He felt empty inside.
- Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland? They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
- What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie? “Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
- What’s the best thing to put in a donut? Your teeth.
- What did the donut say to the Munchkin? You complete me!
- What’s a basketball player’s favorite donut shop? Dunkin’ Donuts.
Q: What are strange donuts made out of?
A: Weird-doughs.
Q: What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
A: The middle.
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
Q: Why did the donut go to the doctor?
A: He was feeling crumby.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
Q: What kind of donuts can fly?
A: The plain ones.
Q: What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
A: “Donut Stop Believing.”
Q: When do bakers stop making donuts?
A: When they get tired of the hole thing.
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
Q: How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
A: Wi’ jam in.
Q: What did an angry donut say to his wife?
A: Donut talk to me.
Q: Where was the first donut cooked?
A: In Greece.
Q: What do do-nuts wear to weddings?
A: Tuxedoughs!
Q: Why do donuts hate puns so much?
A: They donut like to joke around!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut Who?
Doughnut forget to close the door!
Q: What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
A: An antidought!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut Who?
Doughnut forget to do your homework or you will have to go to summer school!
Warning! Donuts will make your clothes shrink.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin, who?
Justin time to make the donuts!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
CIA
CIA, who?
CI ate your last doughnut!
- Why did the baker quit making donuts? Because he was fed up with the hole business!
- Which nut has a hole in it? A donut.
- What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes? A donut.
- What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker? Frosty the Dough-Man!
- What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student? The creme of the crop.
- What is a donut’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day.
- What do you call it when you order the same donut every day? A do-rut!
- What happened to the renegade donuts? They went down in a glaze of glory.
- Why do donuts make terrible teachers? They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
- How can you spot a fashionista donut? They’re into all the latest glazes.
- What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby? “Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
- How was the donuts’ hole business? Not at all jam-packed.
- What did a donut say to another while separating? “I donut care anymore.”
- What kind of donuts do the pilots love? The plane ones.
- Why would the donut go to the dentist a second time? He wanted to get the chocolate filling.
- Why did the boy stop eating donuts? Because he got bored with the hole thing.
- Why did the donut visit a cardiologist? Because of the hole in its heart.
- Why do people ignore filled donuts? Because they are just full of themselves.
- Why do you need to buy new clothes after buying donuts? Because donuts make your existing clothes shrink.
- How does the gym instructor say after having loads of desserts? “I donut care anymore”.
- How would you brand a cop basketball team? Dunkin donuts. Everyone knows that the police force loves donuts.
- What did the basketball player who loved donuts say after the match? Let’s go to Dunkin donuts for the hole food protein!
- What does the doctor prescribe to cure a donut of loving others? Antedought.
- What song did the motivational donut leader sing? Donut stop believing.
- Which donuts can fly high? The plain ones.
- Why do many donuts feel sad? Because they feel really empty inside.
- Why do the people say donuts are made by God? Because they are hole-y. Boy, that is quite a religious approach for donut jokes.
- Why do you think donuts hate puns? They donut like joking around.
- Why would the people call bagels and donuts the same? Because the donut see the difference.
- Do you know what kind of window donuts prefer? Donuts absolutely love the idea of having double glazed windows in their homes!
- How can you justify donuts being healthy? Because they are included in the hole food category.
- What did the people say when donut graduated? They cheered, saying, “He passed with frying crullers”.
- What do the donuts do on their dates? The two end up glazing in each other’s eyes.
- What would donuts’ favorite drink be? All donuts’ favorite drink would be the hole-y water.
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