75 A-Door-Able Puns About Doors That Will Have You Knocking with Laughs

Last Updated on February 21, 2024 by Michele Tripple

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
75 A-Door-Able Puns About Doors that you are sure to love!

I come from a long line of jokesters, and I just a-door puns and jokes! A good joke hinges on the way it’s handled. Some will slam shut right in your face, but when they’re good, they’re the perfect foot in the door of a great conversation with friends, family, and especially your kids!

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My kids have inherited my love of puns. Knock on wood that puns don’t become too hinge for them to enjoy! Around the holidays, they feast on Thanksgiving Puns and then light up the house with Christmas Puns.

You may think it’s a bit door-key, but door puns are slammin’. The door is always open with these a-door-able puns about doors!

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best Puns about Doors

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  • Yesterday a clown held the door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.
  • Being a door is very hard. You will get board very quickly.
  • My door had the essential job of not letting intruders in. I think it is more than capable of handling it.
  • Papa door told the son door to try and take the best decisions in life. This was because a door’s life hinges on every decision.
  • Why wasn’t the washing machine starting? Because its door wasn’t clothes.
  • How do you find the gym at Hogwarts? Look for the dumbbell door.
  • Why can’t you keep a koala indoors? Because the smell is just unbearable
  • Why did the fox close the door in the face of the government employees? Because he was in no mood for furveys.
  • What does the farmer refer to his next-door as ? His neigh-bor
  • I always forget that holiday that comes at the end of October. Then the doorbell rings, witch reminds me.
  • I’m writing a song about getting my door lock replaced. There’s a key change at the end.
  • What caused the toilet paper to trip on the doormat? It ran out.
  • What kind of room has no doors or windows? A  mush-room
  • What did you call the cat next door 800,000 years ago? A neighbor-toothed tiger.
  • What’ the difference between an auto mechanic and a quantum mechanic? The quantum mechanic can get the car inside the garage without opening the door.
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  • How does a horse open a door? With a don-key.
  • What do you call a lime that opened door? A key Lime
  • Why do jack- o lanterns sit on people porches? They don’t have the guts to knock on the door.
  • Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot at doors for me.
  • If a chicken coop had 4 doors it would be called a chicken sedan.
  • What is a door a llama’s doorbell make? Llama-llama-ding-dong.
  • What’s black and white and goes round and round? A panda stuck in a revolving door.
  • What do you call a silly doorbell? A Ding Dong
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who is knocking at your door.
  • The piano player left his wife a message on the fridge door before he went for a walk. The message said, “I’ll Bach in a minute”
  • My friend and I couldn’t move the door from its position. Guess it is in a doormat state.
  • I said sorry to the door after slamming it hard. I really could have handled it better.
  • Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
  • What did the man say when his landlord told him that he’d come to talk to him about his high heating bill? Sure, my door’s always open.
  • How does a ghost unlock a door? With a spoo-key
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  • Why don’t vampires use the front door? Because they use the bat-door instead.
  • A man was asked what one thing would he take with him to a desert? He replied, My car door. That way, if I get hot, I can just roll my window down.
  • I replaced the door of my house with a door made out of dark chocolate. You should never knock it until you’ve tried it.
  • My brother has invested his every penny in a door business. I think a lot is hinging on it succeeding.
  • My granddad always used to say, As one door closes another one opens. Lovely man but he was a terrible cabinet maker.
  • I used to work at a revolving door company. Then I thought, “This job is going nowhere fast”
  • Doors make such great listeners, which is why I always talk to them when I’m alone.
  • I told my door that I loved it but it just slammed in my face.
  • I knocked on the door, but there was no answer. Guess I’m not the one they’re looking for.
  • My door is starting to get a little rusty. It’s time for some WD-40.
  • Why did the door run away? Because it wanted to be a jar.
  • The door was feeling left out, so I told it to come inside.
  • Why did the door subscribe to the newspaper? To keep up with the latest hinges.
  • You need a key to open a door, but you don’t need a key to knock on it.
  • The doors was feeling low, so I lifted its spirits.
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  • What do you get when 100 blueberries try to go through the door at the same time? A blueberry jam.
  • The door wanted to on trip, so it asked its hinges to pack its bags.
  • Knock, knock, Who’s there? Doorbell repair man Ding Dong!
  • The door is like my best friend, it opens up to let me in.
  • Knock, knock, Who’s there? Abbott. Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door.
  • The door was afraid, but I told it to be brave and open up.
  • How do you know when there’s a drummer at the door? He doesn’t know when to come in.
  • Knock, knock, who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!
  • The door was always open but it felt closed off to the world.
  • I always have a key to success, but  not always to a locked door.
  • A sticky door can really stick with you.
  • Why did the door go to work? To get promoted to the hinge position.
  • Doors just want to be held, not slammed.
  • A revolving door is always a revolving situation.
  • The person who invented the knock-knock door jokes should be awarded the no bell prize.
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  • I need help in fixing my door hinges. If anyone can help, please come in. My door is always open.
  • Doors can lead to some magical places. Just ask Alice in Wonderland.
  • Why did the door watch TV all day? It was hoping to catch the lates episode of  “Doorbusters”
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there?  Door. Door who? Door-knob broke, need a little help
  • A door is like a book-it’s not the outside that counts, but what’s on the inside.
  • The key to a good door pun is to always knock it out of the park.
  • I wanted to join the locksmith union, but the door was closed for new members.
  • When life closed the door, just open it again. That’s how you keep moving forward.
  • Why did the door cross the road? To get to the other side.
  • The door said it was feeling uninspired. I told it to get a handle on things.
  • The door was feeling blue, so I painted it red.
  • The door didn’t want to close, but I told it to stay put.
  • I knocked on the door right before my big audition, but I didn’t get the part. It was a slam-dunked opportunity.
  • Knock, knock, Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive they way you knock on doors.
  • I told the door to open sesame, but it just looked at me like I was crazy.

There you have some hilarious Puns About Doors. Don’t keep them shut away – share them with friends, family, and anyone who appreciates a good chuckle. And leave a comment with your favorite!

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