Hap-pie Thanksgiving! Ready to share some laughs and some rolls as you get stuffed this Thanksgiving? Grab this epic list of Thanksgiving puns that will make it the baste Thanksgiving ever! Don’t believe us? Check out the list to see whatever floats your gravy boat to give you a good laugh.
Be-leaf it or not, it’s almost Thanksgiving which means it is time to load up on all your Thanksgiving jokes and Thanksgiving puns to give everyone a laugh when you need it the most! So grab the turkey, gravy, beans, rolls, and let us see the casserole as everyone chuckles all Thanksgiving long.
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Thanksgiving Puns
- Let’s give ’em pumpkin’ to talk about.
- I’m all about that baste.
- Activate: Feast Mode.
- Oh my gourd, I’m stuffed.
- It doesn’t get any butter than this.
- Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!
- To feast or not to feast? That is the question.
- Nobody puts gravy in a corner.
- I yam who I yam.
- Will I eat leftovers for a week? I cran, and I will.
- Much ado about stuffing.
- Feast mode: activated.
- I’m on a dinner roll.
- Eat, drink, and cranberry!
- Don’t marsh my mellow.
- I pecan’t even.” (Oh, yes, you pe-can.)
- Let’s give them pumpkin to talk about
- Whip, whip, hooray.
- When I whip, you whip, we whip…
- I like big Bundts and I cannot lie.
- My favorite actor is Robert Brownie Jr.
- Sure, abs are great, but have you ever had pumpkin pie?
- You’ve really got your turk cut out for you.
- You’re the belle of the (Butter)ball.
- Why did the chef refuse to crack an egg? He didn’t want to whisk it.
- Baking is my cardio.
- They see me rollin’, they hatin’.
- That was plucking hilarious!
- Turkin’ 9 to 5
- Turkey trot like it’s hot.
- Hey I just met you, and this is gravy, but here’s my stuffing, so carve me maybe.
- My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.
- Gobble ’til you wobble.
- Getting the longer part of the wishbone is a snap.
- We’ll worry about the Christmas tree later. Today it’s all about the poul-tree.
- Turkey, gravy, beans, and rolls. Let me see that casserole.
- Wham, yam, thank you ma’am.
- Much ado about stuffing.
- It doesn’t get butter than this.
- Bread-y or not, here I crumb.
- Eat, drink, and cranberry.
- Pour some gravy on me.
- You ain’t seen stuffing yet.
- #SquashGoals
- Life’s gourd, and then you pie…
- Whatever floats your gravy boat.
- I only have pies for you.
- Enough with the prelude and let’s get stuffed.
- Oh my gourd, I ate too much.
- Baste. Thanksgiving. Ever.
- Silence of the yams.
- It’s all fun and games until you have to unbutton your pants.
- Piece out.” (As you take off with leftover pie)
- I can’t quit cold-turkey.
- I was planning on taking home leftovers, but all my plans were foiled.
- Feast today, for tomorrow, we shop!
- Leftovers are for quitters.
- This was an affair to November.
- You want a piece of me?
- Sorry, I’m occu-pied.
- No more Mr. Nice Pie!
- You bake the world a better place.
- In pie we crust.
- Piece out.
- Hap-pie Thanksgiving!
- I’m filling pretty full!
- Pie am so grateful for dessert.
- Always November me.
- This Thanksgiving was a night to November.
- If I could only November my name.
- November 24…a meal that will live in infamy.
- Oh my gourdness, I love fall.
- The goal is to gobble until you wobble.
- Let’s get the gourd times rolling.
- Family, friends, food – it doesn’t get any butter than this.
- You think I’m done? Honey, you ain’t seen stuffing yet.
- More rolls? You butter believe it!
- Thanksgiving dinner spread always smells fowl.
- There’s no more gravy left, and I’m suspecting fowl play.
- You think Thanksgiving dinner is done? You ain’t seen stuffing yet.
- Thanksgiving has the tur-key to my heart
- Yes we pecan.
- Say hello to this gourd-geous spread!
- Can you turn on some Plymouth Rock in the background while we do dishes?
- Put on some Plymouth Rock and roll!
- No fowl language is allowed at dinner.
- Where’d you find this recipe? Google, Google?
- The poul-tree comes before the Christmas tree.
- Is something burning? It smells fowl!
- Be-leaf it or not, it’s Thanksgiving.
- Fall you need is love!
- Don’t fall us, we’ll fall you!
- Let me fall you sweetheart.
- Well, that’s fall folks!
- Fall good things must come to an end.
- It’s the fall of yet another season.
- Fall I want is you!
- I’m at your beck and fall.
- It’s fall you can eat!
- It’s fall in the family.
- Fall’s well that ends well.
- Feast your eyes on this meal!
- Sorry my Thanksgiving puns are so corny.
- Pie really love you.
- You’re the apple of my pie.
- I only have pies for you.
- I have a crust on you!
- Whip, whip—hooray!
- Stuffing is the tur-key to my heart.
- Winning the wishbone is a snap!
- Gobble ’til you wobble.
- Pour some gravy on me.
- If you give the turkey coffee, it’ll be a perky!
- There was no fowl play involved in the carving of this turkey.
- I’m riding the gravy train to being stuffed.
- This turkey is thankful for vegetarians.
- Don’t let the holidays gobble up your sanity.
- If our turkey was in a band, he’d play the drumsticks.
- Let’s squash the family drama today.
- Stuffing compares to you.
- Turkey deeds done dirt cheap.
- Whatever floats your gravy boat.
- Silence of the yams.
- It’s all or stuffing.
- In every life, a little cranberry must fall.
- I’ve got stuffing to lose.
- It’s everything or stuffing.
- You ain’t seen stuffing yet!
- Here I yam!
- I yam what I yam.
- Baby, I was corn this way!
- Corn in the U.S.A.
- A star is corn.
- Baby, we were corn to run.
- Corn to be wild.
- Mama, I’m pumpkin home!
- We’re pumpkin apart at the seams!
- Don’t make me do pumpkin I’ll regret.
- I think you just might be onto pumpkin…
- Pumpkin sure smells good in here!
- This could be the start of pumpkin big!
- It’s all pumpkin back to me now.
- Pumpkin’s gotta give.
- You’re pumpkin special.
- There’s always pumpkin there to remind me.
- Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
- Green bean casserole, pumpkin pie, mashed potatoes – when it’s Thanksgiving, there’s always more than just one side to the story.
- This celebration is totally my jam.
- Yeah, sure, abs are great. But have you ever had pumpkin pie?
- It’s all fun and games until your pant buttons come undone.
- Thanksgiving is wonderful because people tend to spend less time talking when their mouths are stuffed with food.
- If you don’t want to sit at the kids’ table during Thanksgiving dinner, then you probably haven’t watched the Hunger Games.
- They should change the Thanksgiving name to something more appropriate, like the Turkeypocalypse.
- Do you think there’s life after Thanksgiving, asked one turkey to another.
- I’m going to gobble that up!
- That’s plucking delicious.
- I’m stuffed!
- Talk turkey to me.
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