Funny Spring Sayings

Last Updated on March 11, 2022 by Michele Tripple

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Spring is sprung and it is time to celebrate the flowers blooming and the new birth all around us. Grab some of these funny spring sayings to celebrate spring and spark a bunch of laughter!

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My kids are obsessed with funny sayings! They use them as funny conversation starters to help break the ice when meeting new friends and with family. They of course always refer back to our funny pirate sayings but more recently have taken a liking to these funny light-hearted spring sayings for kids. They have been making people laugh with these as well as our spring jokes.

To help ring in the spring, we have rounded up some of the very best funny spring sayings that you and the kids will love!

The Best Funny Spring Sayings

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Winter left me with a few spring rolls.

The most romantic spring flower?

Two lips.

Spring, where are you?

I don’t do winter.

Winter is like Monday but…


I’ve sorry for what I said when it was winter.


skip to spring!

Sneezing from the pollen?

Yeah. The flowers can’t keep it in their plants.

Spring, where have you been all winter?

March winds bring April sneezes.

I have pollen for spring.

I have completely pollen in love with this time of year.

It’s a lovely shade of pollen outside.

Spring has sprung.

It’s finally spring thyme.

Spring is here. Turn over a new leaf.

Time to turn a new leaf.

I am totally a spring chicken.

I’m springing it on you…winter is over!

Can you bee-lieve it’s finally spring?

Putting a little spring in my step.

Live life in full bloom.

The thunder goes boom and the flowers bloom.

Thunder booms and flower blooms.

Green grass and warm weather sass.

Spring flowers and May showers.

When the birds sing, you know it’s spring.

Spring sure does have a nice ring.

Fresh herbs and landscaped curbs… spring!

Spring, you are totally my thing.

Spring, just do your thing.

Keep going, keep growing.

Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’

— Robin Williams

The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is another. The difference between them is sometimes as great as a month.

— Henry Van Dyke

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

— Doug Larson

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day he created Spring.

— Bernard Williams

An optimist is the human personification of spring.

— Susan J. Bissonette

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.

— Margaret Atwood

Despite the forecast, live like it’s Spring.

— Lilly Pulitzer

Science has never drummed up quite as effective a tranquilizing agent as a sunny spring day.

— Wilton E. Hall

Indoors or out, no one relaxes

In March, that month of wind and taxes,

The wind will presently disappear,

The taxes last us all the year.

— Ogden Nash

Spring is when life’s alive in everything.

— Christina Rossetti

When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest.

— Ernest Hemingway

Spring has returned. The Earth is like a child that knows poems.

— Rainer Maria Rilke

A life without love is like a year without spring.

— Octavian Paler

If we had not winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.

— Anne Bradstreet

A little Madness in the Spring Is wholesome even for the King.

— Emily Dickinson

Everything is blooming most recklessly; if it were voices instead of colors, there would be an unbelievable shrieking into the heart of the night.

— Rainer Maria Rilke

It’s spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you’ve got it, you want—oh, you don’t quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so!

— Mark Twain

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn.

— Hal Borland

People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.

— Rogers Hornsby

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.

— Victor Hugo

The only thing that could spoil a day was people. People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself.

— Ernest Hemingway

Walk lightly in the spring; Mother Earth is pregnant.

– Native American Indian Proverb (Kiowa)

A man has every season while a woman only has the right to spring.

– Jane Fonda

Spring is the only revolutionary whose revolution has succeeded.

– Marianne Van Hirtum

Spring makes its own statement, so loud and clear that the gardener seems to be only one of the instruments, not the composer.

– Geoffrey B. Charlesworth

Spring is the time of the year, when it is summer in the sun and winter in the shade.

– Charles Dickens

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

— Ambrose Bierce

Science has never drummed up quite as effective a tranquilizing agent as a sunny spring day.

— W. Earl Hall

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring…

that delicious commingling of the perfume of arbutus, the odor of pines, and the snow-soaked soil just warming into life.

April … hath put a spirit of youth in everything.

In spring time, love is carried on the breeze.

Watch out for flying passion or kissed whizzing by your head.

Spring won’t let me stay in this house any longer!

I must get out and breathe the air deeply again.

April prepares her green traffic light and the world thinks go.

Blossom by blossom the spring begins.

With the coming of spring, I am calm again.

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world.

She smelled of sun and daisies with a hint of river water.

Sunshine is the best medicine.

The first blooms of spring always make my heart sing.

Spring is God’s way of saying, ‘One more time!’

Spring unlocks the flowers to paint the laughing soil.

Spring is beautiful, and smells sweet.

Spring is when you shake the curtains, and pound on the rugs, and take off your long underwear, and wash in all the corners.

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now.

One does, I think, as one gets older.

Every spring is the only spring – a perpetual astonishment.

I love better to count time from spring to spring; it seems to me far more cheerful to reckon the year by blossoms than by blight.

Poor, dear, silly Spring, preparing her annual surprise!

In winter, I plot and plan. In spring, I move.

— Henry Rollins

April showers bring May flowers.

Let your joy burst forth, like flowers in the spring.

Happiness is waking up to a sunny day during spring.

A flower does not think of competing with the the flower next to it.

It just blooms.

You grow, girl.

Springing into the season.

Girls just wanna have sun.

Bloom baby, bloom.

This season puts a little spring in my step.

Less Mondays, more sunshine.

Say aloe to my little friend.

Spring: Warm today, cold tomorrow.

Thank you for not playing with my emotions as much as this March weather is.

I wish the first day of spring was actually the last day of winter.

I’m so glad cold season is over so allergy season can begin.

We were mint for spring.

I lilac the spring.

Find me outside soaking up the sun.

Keep calm and go outside.

Bring on the flip-flops, green grass, blooming flowers, and singing birds.

It’s finally time for me to come out of hibernation.

You can crush the flowers/But you can’t stop the spring

— The Flaming Lips

What are some of your favorite funny spring sayings? Be sure to share in the comments so we can add them to the list!

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