Best Funny Trivia Questions for Kids

Question: What Group Of Animals Is Collectively Referred To As An Army?
Answer: Frogs
Question: What Sentence In English Contains All The Letters Of The Alphabet?
Answer: The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog
Question: Can You Lick Your Elbow?
Answer: No. And yes, you did try to lick your elbow to find the answer.
Question: What Will You Never Find In The Casinos Of Las Vegas?
Answer: Clocks
Question: Who Came Tumbling Down The Hill After Getting Some Water?
Answer: Jack and Jill
Question: I’m Solid When Cold, And Gaseous When Warm. What Am I?
Answer: Water
Question: How many months have 28 days?
Answer: 12
Question: What animal is called a kid?
Answer: Baby goat
Question: What animal never sleeps?
Answer: Bull frog
Question: How many noses do slugs have?
Answer: 4

Question: What do you call a female deer?
Answer: Doe
Question: What do you call a group of young pigs?
Answer: Drift
Question: How many legs does a spider have?
Answer: Eight
Question: If you freeze water, what do you get?
Answer: Ice
Question: Do fish have ears?
Answer: Yes, but they’re not on the outside of their heads like human ears
Question: What is the name of the fairy in Peter Pan?
Answer: Tinkerbell
Question: Whose nose grew longer every time he lied?
Answer: Pinocchio
Question: How many jumping jacks can you do at one time?
Answer: Trick question – funny trivia questions like this are a perfect way to get them active. See how many jumping jacks they can do before they answer!
Question: What’s the name of a place you go to see lots of animals?
Answer: The zoo
Question: What is the color of an emerald?
Answer: Green

Question: What is the name of the toy cowboy in Toy Story?
Answer: Woody
Question: What colors are the stars on the American flag?
Answer: White
Question: In the nursery rhyme, Jack and Jill, what do Jack and Jill go up the hill to fetch?
Answer: A pail of water
Question: How many pages does a book have?
Answer: Trick question – there is no right or wrong answer!
Question: Where does the President of the United States live while in office?
Answer: The White House
Question: How many planets are in our solar system?
Answer: Eight
Question: Which ocean is off the California coast?
Answer: The Pacific
Question: What fruit do kids traditionally give to teachers?
Answer: An apple
Question: Which terrifying dinosaur is famous for his not-so-scary short arms?
Answer: T-Rex / Tyrannosaurus Rex
Question: What’s the response to “see you later, alligator?”
Answer: “In a while, crocodile”

Question: Which Disney movie is Elsa in?
Answer: Frozen
Question: Is the Statue of Liberty holding up a torch or an ice-cream cone?
Answer: A torch
Question: Which stinky, mean, green man stole Christmas from the Who’s of Whoville?
Answer: The Grinch.
Question: In which Italian city was pizza invented?
Answer: Naples.
Question: Which big, orange squash goes in a Thanksgiving pie?
Answer: Pumpkin
Question: How many years are there in a decade?
Answer: Ten years
Question: What sound does a pesky mosquito make?
Answer: bzzzzzzzzz- bzzzzzzz (or any funny sound they make up themselves!)
Question: What is the name of a certain famous European leaning tower?
Answer: The Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Question: Which planet spins the fastest?
Answer: Jupiter
Question: What was the first animal to be cloned?
Answer: A sheep

Question: What was the first animal to go into orbit?
Answer: A dog
Question: What sounds can you hear in space?
Answer: None
Question: What happens first, thunder or lightning?
Answer: They happen at the same time
Question: What bone protects your brain?
Answer: The skull
Question: What do you call the liquid rock inside the Earth?
Answer: Magma
Question: What do you call a baby rabbit?
Answer: Kittens
Question: What is the oldest brass instrument?
Answer: The trumpet
Question: What is another name for timpani?
Answer: Kettle drums
Question: What are tubular bells made from?
Answer: Metal
Question: Who filmed the first music video in space?
Answer: Chris Hadfield

Question: What is the oldest instrument ever found?
Answer: A flute
Question: How many toes does a cat have?
Answer: 18
Question: What is a kakapo?
Answer: A parrot
Question: Who is the oldest gaming YouTuber?
Answer: Hamako Mori (Gaming Grandma)
Question: What is the loudest animal?
Answer: The sperm whale
Question: Which country eats the most chocolate per person?
Answer: Switzerland
Question: Where’s the smallest human bone?
Answer: In the ear
Question: What was the first toy they televised on tv?
Answer: Mr. Potato Head
Question: How long does it take for food to pass through your body?
Answer: Approximately 53 hours
Question: What percentage of people have black or brown hair?
Answer: 80 percent

Question: What is a Granny Smith?
Answer: A type of apple
Question: What is the name of the pirate in Peter Pan?
Answer: Captain Hook
Question: What kind of cat is considered bad luck?
Answer: Black cats
Question: What is a doe?
Answer: A female deer
Question: What do bees make?
Answer: Honey
Question: Who built the pyramids?
Answer: The Egyptians
Question: In the nursery rhyme, who sat on a wall before having a great fall?
Answer: Humpty Dumpty
Question: On the farm, what is a kid?
Answer: A baby goat
Question: Where does Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer live?
Answer: In the North Pole with Santa!
Question: How many Toy Story movies are there?
Answer: Four

Question: Which Antarctic mammal is big, white, and furry?
Answer: A polar bear
Question: What is a hungry bunny’s favorite food?
Answer: Carrots
Question: What color are Smurfs?
Answer: Blue
Question: What is the name of Harry Potter’s pet owl?
Answer: Hedwig
Question: Name Batman’s crime fighting partner?
Answer: Robin
Question: How many sides does a triangle have?
Answer: Three
Question: Which planet in our Solar System is probably married?
Answer: Saturn, because of it’s big ring
Question: How many cheeseburgers can you eat today?
Answer: Trick question – see what they have to say!
Question: Why do things fall when you drop them?
Answer: Because of gravity
Question: What is the largest mammal in the world?
Answer: A whale

Question: What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
Answer: Stick
Question: Where would you find an elephant?
Answer: The same place you lost her.
Question: What do you have to stick on an envelope?
Answer: A stamp
Question: A scientist who studies rocks is called a what?
Answer: A geologist
Question: How many rolls make up a baker’s dozen?
Answer: Thirteen
Question: What sound does an angry bear make?
Answer: Raaaarr (or any funny animal sound they make!)
Question: What type of dragon is Toothless from “How to Train Your Dragon”?
Answer: A Night Fury
Question: How many toe beans does a cat have?
Answer: 16 – four on each paw (please note that toe beans are not the same as toes!)
Question: What do you call a cucumber drowning in vinegar?
Answer: A pickle
Question: Which real-life animal does the Niffler from “Fantastic Beast And Where To Find Them” most closely resemble?
Answer: A puggle, otherwise known as a baby echidna

Question: What time of the year does a bunny come to deliver chocolate eggs?
Answer: During Easter
Question: Is a dolphin a fish or a mammal?
Answer: A mammal! (This question will get them curious about how this is possible).
Question: How many minutes are there in a day?
Answer: 1440 – hint – 60 minutes x 24 hours (this type of question gets them to practice their math skills).
Question: In sports, what is an MVP?
Answer: Most Valuable Player
Question: What does a scale measure?
Answer: Weight
Question: Who was the first cartoon character to ever talk?
Answer: Mickey Mouse
Question: What were Mickey Mouse’s first words in the 1929 Disney’s The Karnival Kid short film?
Answer: “Hot dogs.”
Question: What food do pandas eat?
Answer: Bamboo
Question: Which place is called “The happiest place on earth?”
Answer: Disneyworld/Disneyland
Question: What is the largest planet in the solar system?
Answer: Jupiter. Its mass is over 300 times the size of Earth. In fact, it’s over 2 ½ times the size of all the other planets combined!

Question: How many teeth does an adult human have?
Answer: 32
Question: What is the largest known living land animal?
Answer: African Bush Elephant
Question: What are animals that eat both meat and plants called?
Answer: Omnivores
Question: How many elements are in the periodic table?
Answer: 118
Question: What is the world’s largest ocean?
Answer: Pacific
Question: What is the largest internal organ in the human body?
Answer: The liver
Question: What was the first planet to be discovered using the telescope?
Answer: Uranus
Question: What is the fastest flying bird in the world?
Answer: Peregrine falcon
Question: Which animal’s fingerprints look exactly like human fingerprints?
Answer: A koala
Question: What mammal has the longest lifespan on earth?
Answer: Bowhead Whale; the oldest known bowhead whale was at least 211 years old!

Question: Where does the most venomous spider live?
Answer: Australia; Sydney funnel-web spider
Question: How many wings does a bee have?
Answer: 4 wings total, two sets
Question: How many bones does a shark have?
Answer: Zero
Question: Where did the Olympic games originate?
Answer: Greece
Question: Which was the first country to use paper money?
Answer: China
Question: What animal is considered to be the symbol of America?
Answer: Bald Eagle
Question: Who sings the song “Shiny” from Moana?
Answer: Tamatoa
Question: What type of fish is Nemo?
Answer: A clownfish
Question: What kind of animal is Abu in Aladdin?
Answer: A monkey
Question: Who was the first Disney princess?
Answer: Snow White

Question: What are the names of Cinderella’s evil stepsisters?
Answer: Anastasia and Drizella
Question: What animal does Merida’s mom turn into in Brave?
Answer: A bear
Question: What is the name of the teacup in Beauty and the Beast?
Answer: Chip Potts
Question: What is the name of Mulan’s dragon?
Answer: Mushu
Question: Can you name the closest star to Earth?
Answer: The sun
Question: What was the last name of the flying pioneers Orville and Wilbur?
Answer: Wright
Question: Can you name the seven dwarves in Snow White?
Answer: Sleepy, Sneezy, Happy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc, and Bashful
Question: How many continents are there in the world?
Answer: Seven
Question: What is the largest state in America?
Answer: Alaska
Question: What is the smallest state in America?
Answer: Rhode Island

Question: What’s the name of the town where The Flintstones live?
Answer: Bedrock
Question: Which famous ocean liner sank on her first voyage in 1912?
Answer: The Titanic
Question: Which movie is Prince Charming from?
Answer: Cinderella
Question: Which country did Justin Bieber come from?
Answer: Canada
Question: What is the nickname for the bell of the clock at the Palace of Westminster in London?
Answer: Big Ben
Question: What is the name of Mickey Mouse’s pet dog?
Answer: Pluto
Question: What kind of tree do prunes come from?
Answer: A plum tree
Question: What is the hardest natural substance?
Answer: A diamond
Question: Which state was the 50th state to join the union?
Answer: Hawaii
Question: What land animal can open its mouth the widest?
Answer: Hippo

Question: What is the only flying mammal?
Answer: The bat
Question: Why do sea otters hold hands?
Answer: So they don’t float away when they’re sleeping
Question: What does the duck-billed platypus do that hardly any other mammals do?
Answer: Lays eggs
Question: Why do snakes stick out their tongue?
Answer: To “smell” the air
Question: What is it called when there are no more of one kind of animal left on Earth?
Answer: Extinction
Question: What planet has the shortest day?
Answer: Jupiter
Question: Who was the first person to walk on the moon?
Answer: Neil Armstrong
Question: What’s a blue moon?
Answer: The second full moon in a month
Question: What’s a lunar eclipse?
Answer: When the Earth is in between the sun and the moon
Question: What direction does the sun rise in?
Answer: East

Question: Does ice sink or float in water?
Answer: Float
Question: What’s the difference between a hurricane and a typhoon?
Answer: Nothing except where they happen.
Question: How many colors are in a rainbow?
Answer: 7
Question: What’s the hardest substance in our body?
Answer: Teeth
Question: How many bones are in the adult human body?
Answer: 206
Question: Where is the fastest muscle in the body?
Answer: The eye
Question: What is the largest country on Earth?
Answer: Russia
Question: What is the smallest country on Earth?
Answer: Vatican City
Question: What is the coldest place on Earth?
Answer: Antarctica
Question: What mountain is the tallest when measured from sea level?
Answer: Mount Everest

Question: What is the deepest place in the world?
Answer: The Mariana Trench
Question: What ship sank in 1912?
Answer: The Titanic
Question: What purpose were the Egyptian pyramids built for?
Answer: Tombs
Question: Where was the Aztec Empire?
Answer: Present-day Mexico
Question: What is the most important symbol in Chinese culture?
Answer: The dragon
Question: In what city did jazz music start?
Answer: New Orleans, Louisiana
Question: What did the Wright Brothers successfully invent?
Answer: The airplane
Question: What holiday celebrates the end of slavery in the US?
Answer: Juneteenth
Question: How many stripes are on the American flag?
Answer: 13
Question: What is the length around a circle called?
Answer: Circumference

Question: What shape is a stop sign?
Answer: Octagon
Question: What comes after a trillion?
Answer: Quadrillion
Question: How many edges does a cube have?
Answer: 12
Question: What do raisins come from?
Answer: Grapes
Question: Which planet in the Milky Way is biggest?
Answer: Jupiter
Question: Who lives at Number 4 Privet Drive?
Answer: Harry Potter
Question: What is the smallest breed of dog?
Answer: The chihuahua
Question: What team sport is known as the fast game on Earth?
Answer: Ice Hockey
Question: Which country has the largest population?
Answer: China
Question: What are the Olympic medals made of?
Answer: Gold, Silver and Bronze

Question: How many chambers are there in the human heart?
Answer: Four
Question: How long was the biggest carrot ever grown?
Answer: 14 feet
Question: How many humps does a dromedary camel have?
Answer: Two
Question: What do you call a group of wolves?
Answer: A pack
Question: What do you call a group of zebras?
Answer: A herd, a dazzle, or a zeal
Question: What is a bonobo?
Answer: An ape, similar to a chimpanzee
Question: What do you call a female donkey?
Answer: A jenny
Question: How many eyes does a honey bee have?
Answer: Five
Question: Which bird can fly backward?
Answer: A hummingbird
Question: Which mammals live the longest?
Answer: The bowhead whale

Question: Which Disney Princess is the only one based on a real person?
Answer: Pocahontas
Question: What is Bambi’s first word?
Answer: Bird
Question: Which Disney movie has the most songs?
Answer: Alice in Wonderland
Question: In Sesame Street, who lives in the trash can?
Answer: Oscar the Grouch
Question: When was the first iPad released?
Answer: 2010
Question: Which bones are babies born without?
Answer: Kneecaps
Question: What sort of animal is Squidward in SpongeBob SquarePants?
Answer: An octopus
Question: Who invented the telephone?
Answer: Alexander Graham Bell
Question: What ancient people worshipped cats?
Answer: The ancient Egyptians
Question: What did the Romans use for mouthwash?
Answer: Human urine

Question: Who did the U.S. buy Florida from?
Answer: Spain
Question: How many rings are on the Olympic flag?
Answer: Five
Question: What is the core of a golf ball made of?
Answer: Rubber
Question: How many points is a slam dunk worth?
Answer: Two
Question: When was the first Super Bowl?
Answer: 1967
Question: What is the maximum weight of a golf ball?
Answer: 1.6 oz
Question: What is the name of the place where you play golf?
Answer: A golf course