Whether you’re gearing up for election season or a family gathering, these Democrat jokes are a must-have!
A few years ago, I heard a commentator on the radio speaking about politics and family. He spoke about concerns in society and suggested one of the important topics that is no longer allowed to be discussed around many family tables may be the answer to most of our problems: public policy, or politics. While there’s a respectful way to have this dialogue, these Democrat jokes can break the ice and give politics a way back into family conversations!
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The Best Democrat Jokes
Choose your favorite Democrat jokes and share them with your friends and family. Regardless of political preference, they’re sure to create some smiles and maybe a few snorting laughs!
- What’s the difference between a Democrat politician and a leech? A leech quits sucking your blood after you die.
- What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat? A God-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
- Why are Democrat robots so bad at dancing? They were built with bad Al-Gore-rhythms.
- How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but it really gets screwed.
- How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They only *talk* about change.
- What’s the difference between a Democrat and a trampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
- What’s a Democrat’s favorite outdoor activity? Left-hiking.
- How are republicans and democrats like divorced parents? They care more about you hating the other person than they do about your well-being.
- What do you get when you offer a Liberal a penny for his thoughts? Change.
- Why do Liberals work seven days a week? So you don’t have to retrain them on Monday.
- How do Democrats stay cool during heated debates? They turn on the left-wing.
- Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry? He couldn’t recall.
- Why did the Democrat bring a map to the election? They wanted to find the path to the left.
- Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the election? They heard the polls were high!
- Why did the Democrat bring a map to the voting booth? They wanted to find the center of the left.
- What did one passive aggressive republican say to the passive aggressive democrat? I don’t know, let me check my Facebook feed.
- How do you confuse a Liberal? You don’t. They’re born that way.
- Why did the Democrat bring a mirror to the debate? To reflect on their policies.
- What’s a Democrat’s favorite type of music? Swing!
- What’s the definition of a Liberal running for Congress for the first time? A mouse trying to become a rat.
- What is a Democratic Free Market? One that hands out slices of cheese
- What do you call a Democratic buffet? A free for all.
- What’s the difference between a car and a politician? You get to test-drive a car.
- Why did the Democrat go to therapy? They had separation anxiety from their donkey.
- How do Democrats keep their breath fresh? With Entitle-mints
- Why did the Democrat become a gardener? They wanted to plant the seeds of change.
- What’s a Democrat’s favorite board game? Leftopoly.
- Why did the Democrat bring a GPS to the voting booth? They wanted to navigate to the left.
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The Best Democrat Jokes
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Michele Tripple is a renowned author and expert in the fields of parenting, relationships, and personal development. With her degree in marriage and family studies, her experience as a Family Life Educator, and over a decade of experience as a professional writer, Michele has authored books that provide practical advice and insights into improving family dynamics and personal growth. Her work is celebrated for its blend of research-driven information and relatable, real-world applications. Michele has been a keynote speaker at conferences and has contributed to numerous publications and media outlets, solidifying her reputation as an authoritative voice in her field and helping families build relationships.