30 Best Car Riddles Giving the Green Light To Laughs [Free Riddle Cards]

Last Updated on March 9, 2024 by Michele Tripple

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Start your engines and fill your tank with gas as we embark on this epic adventure of the best car riddles. Whether you are stuck in traffic or a car lover, these car riddles will accelerate your brain to think in a whole new way. So strap yourself in, check your mirrors, and get ready to swerve around the corners to try and solve these clever car riddles.

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Ready to start your engines at the Grand Prix of laughter? Well, give your friends and family the green light as they try to solve these car riddles on the first try. Zoom past the pitstops and drive straightway to laughter and fun with these riddles. So get ready to shift gears into these funny riddles that may just drive you to tears with laughter.

So sit back, relax, and adjust your seatbelts to jump on the highway of hilarity. Be ready to hit the brakes if needed because we don’t want to cause accidents with all the side-splitting humor.

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Best car riddles

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  • Though I’m not an elephant, I am something with a trunk, if I get old and rusty, you might sell me off as junk. What am I? A car.
  • I am a word that is spelled the same both forward and backward. I drive very fast. What am I? Racecar!
  • If you ever want one of these, then a license you must get, this transport’s spelled with three letters, but it isn’t called a jet. What am I? A car.
  • A thousand wheels, but move I do not. Call me what I am, call me a lot. What am I? A car parking lot.
  • What goes with a car, comes with a car, has no use to a car, but the car cannot move without it? Noise!
  • A man is wearing all-black clothing. Black shoes, socks, trousers, jumper, and gloves. He is walking down a black street with all the street lamps turned off. A car is coming towards him with its lights off but somehow manages to stop in time. How is this possible? It’s daytime!
  • A man is driving a car and suddenly hits the brakes. He sees three doors in front of him, one gold, one silver, and one bronze. Which door does he open first? His car door!
  • Controlled by your hands and feet, I would be nothing without a street. What am I? A car!
  • This is a type of vehicle, which is sometimes a sedan, there’s an SUV or hatchback, and sometimes a minivan. What am I? A car.
  • I’m a three-letter word, that can get you very far, as I have four wheels, which means that I am a? Car.
  • What is a song about a car called?A car tune (cartoon).
  • Four cars come to a four-way stop, all coming from different directions. They aren’t able to decide who gets to go first, so they all move forward at the same time. They don’t crash into each other, but all four cars went. How did this happen? All of the cars made right turns!
  • A man pushes his car in front of a hotel. He immediately goes bankrupt. How is this possible? He’s playing Monopoly.
  • How many wheels should a car have at all times? Five. Four to drive on, and the steering wheel.
  • Two people were driving the same type of car. The first was going at a speed of 100mph, and the other 40mph. The car going 40 mph passes the car going 100 mph. How is this possible? They were driving the opposite way, towards each other.
  • You are locked inside a car with nothing but a baseball bat. How do you get out? By unlocking the car, of course!
  • What has four wheels and flies? A car full of trash!
  • What has three letters and starts with gas? A car.
  • A man bought a car for $10,000 dollars, but he didn’t have to pay a cent. How did he do it? He didn’t have to pay a cent, he had to pay $10,000.
  • Sarah is listening to the radio when suddenly it stops playing. Nobody has touched it. A few seconds later, it begins to play again. What happened? Sarah was driving her car through a tunnel.
  • A father and a son were involved in a car accident. They were both taken to separate hospitals. When the son arrived at his hospital, the doctor there said: “I can’t operate on him, this is my son!” How is this possible? The doctor was his mom!
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  • If you ever want one of these then a license you must get this transport’s spelled with three letters but it isn’t called a jet. Car.
  • Though I’m not an elephant, I am something with a trunk, if I get old and rusty you might sell me off as junk. Car.
  • Even though it is not a house, It has mirrors and windows, It even has seats and a roof, And four doors that you can close. Car.
  • This is a type of vehicle which is sometimes a sedan there’s an SUV or hatchback and sometimes a minivan. Car.
  • This is something that can transport you, It has four tires and a steering wheel, You can sit in the front or back seat, It’s also known as an automobile. Car.
  • I am something with a hood but I am not a coat. I am a type of transport but I am not a boat. Car.
  • You might use a clutch to put this into gear and there’s a wheel you use so you can steer. Car.
  • I’m a three letter word, That can get you very far as I have four wheels. Which means that I am a _ _ _ .. Car.
  • I have seats but I’m not a classroom, I have mirrors but I’m not a barber shop, I have windows but I’m not a bathroom, I have wheels but I’m not an airplane, I have a trunk but I’m not an elephant. What am I? A car.

Do you have some other great car riddles? Share them in the comments so that we can try and solve them!

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