40 Best Egg Riddles That Will Crack You Up

Last Updated on February 9, 2024 by Michele Tripple

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Scrambling for a new way to test your brain? These egg riddles will have you cracking up! Join the egg-ventures of the world of egg riddles and get ready to laugh.

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Riddles are the perfect way to hatch some fun. With a little bit of wit and a lot of yolks, egg riddles can leave you egg-static with laughter. So, if you’re looking for some egg-citing, egg-ucational fun, you’re in the right place.

Some of these egg riddles are easy to crack, others might need a little bit more pondering. They’ll whisk you away into a world of fun, where the yolks are always fresh, and the answers might surprise you.You are sure to have an egg-cellent time.

So, without further ado, let’s get cracking with these fun egg riddles!

For more riddle fun, be sure to check out our Water Riddles and our Book Riddles.

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Best egg riddles

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  • A Rooster laid an Egg. Which way did it roll? It didn’t. And since when do Roosters lay Eggs?
  • After I am created, you break me and make me again. What am I? Egg.
 
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  • After I am made, You break me and re-make me. What am I? Egg.
  • Why did the duck get fired from his Easter job? He kept quacking the eggs.
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is short. Daffy Duck isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What am I? The last name.
  • Even if they are starving, the natives living in the Arctic would never eat a penguin egg. Why not? Penguins live only in Antarctica.
  •   Where does the Easter Bunny get all the eggs from? An egg plant.
  • What type of jokes do Eggs tell? Egg Yolks!
  • If I had 4 eggs, a thief gave me 3 and my rooster laid 5 more, how many do I have? 3 (this one fried us too, don’t worry!)
  • I have 10 eggs. I break 3, I fried 3 and I ate 3, how many do I have left? 7
  • What happens when you ask your dogs to make you some breakfast? You get pooched eggs!
  • What came first, the chicken or the egg? Apparently, it’s an egg. Well, according to modern evolution, anyway
  • If a peacock were to lay an egg in my front yard, who would own it? Peacocks don’t lay eggs, only peahens
  • Marble walls as white as milk, Lined with skin as soft as silk, in a fountain crystal clear, a golden apple will appear, there is no key to this stronghold, yet thieves break in and steal the gold. What is it? An egg.
  • How would you drop an egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? Don’t worry, it’ll take more than an egg to crack concrete!
  • How many Easter eggs can you put into an empty basket? Only one, because after that it is no longer empty.
  • If a rooster laid an egg on a barn roof, which way would it roll? If you’ve been paying attention, you’d already know roosters don’t lay eggs
  • There is a carton of 6 eggs on a table, and there are 6 people around the table. Everyone takes an egg and there is still one in the carton. How is this possible? The first 5 eggs are taken by the first 5 people. The last person takes the last egg, while it’s still in the carton!
  • Which one is correct to say? – “The yolk of the egg IS white” or “The yolk of the egg ARE white”? Neither, because egg yolks are yellow!
  • Why should you never tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up!
  • Breakfast or dinner, I always taste great. I come from an animal that never stays up late. What am I? Egg (Duh)
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  • Where do eggs go on their summer holidays? New Yolk City (The Big Omelette)
  • What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on a barn roof? Eggrolls!
  • Why do hens lay eggs? Because if they dropped them, they’d break!
  • Why does it take over a million sperm to fertilise an egg? Because none of them stop to ask for directions
  • On what days are eggs the angriest? Fry Days!
  • I get harder when in hot water. I’m only useful once I’m broken. Some people eat only the white part for its low-fat, high-protein nutritional content. what am I? I am an egg.
  • I have a small house in which I live all alone. It has no doors or windows, and I have to break a wall if I want to go outside. What am I? Chick in egg.
  • Why do the citizens of France only have one egg with their breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf.
  • What two words do these letters make? Gges Esgg Gegs Sgeg? Scrambled Eggs!
  • How does the Easter Bunny manage to paint all their eggs? They hire Santa’s elves during the off-season.
  • Why is every losing team like scrambled eggs? They have both been beaten!
  • What does a mixed-up hen lay? Scrambled eggs
  • Have you ever heard the joke about the broken egg? Yes, it still cracks me up!
  • How do ghosts like their eggs in the morning? Terri-Fried!
  • What happens when you rub a balloon against an egg? It becomes egg-static
  • Why did the chicken’s computer break? The hard drive was fried!
  • What’s the best thing to have for breakfast when you are meditating? Ommmmmmm-lettes
  • Why was the baby chicken shy? It still hadn’t come out of it’s shell!
  • What type of people always steal eggs? Poachers!
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