The Best 100+ Apple Jokes for the Apple Lovers!

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Who doesn’t love apples, especially when they lead to a great joke?! These apple jokes are sure to have everyone laughing in no time! These are the perfect jokes to pair with our fall lunch box jokes and our pumpkin jokes!

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These apple jokes are the perfect way to ring in fall! Not only will your kids love these apple jokes, but you will too because they are kid-friendly and clean! No more cringing at the punch line. These jokes for kids are a mom’s BFF. So let your kids memorize these like crazy and share the laughs with everyone they meet.

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Apple Jokes

  • What avid reader lives in an apple? A bookworm.
  • Who led all the apples to the bakery? The Pie Piper.
  • What do you call an apple with gas? A tooty fruity.
  • How do you make an apple turnover? Push it downhill.
  • What did the apple say to the pie? You’ve got some crust.
  • Why did the hornet serve Honeycrisp apples? Bee cause.
  • Why did Eve want to leave the garden of Eden and move to New York? She fell for the Big Apple!
  • Where do the most apples grow? The Apple-achian Mountains.
  • What type of computer does a worm favorite to eat? A Macintosh
  • How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden.
  • Did you know that Apple makes your eyes feel better? They call it iDrops
  • What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do? It can look round.
  • Did you hear about the guy who tried to grow an apple tree without a seed? His efforts were fruitless.
  • What did the supportive apple skin say to the apple? I’ve got you covered.
  • What kind of apple did Charlie Brown get for the red-haired girl? Ginger gold.
  • What do you call Apple pie who is smoking? A baked apple pie!
  • Why did the blonde put her iPad in the juicer? She was trying to make apple juice.
  • What’s an apple’s favorite restaurant? Applebee’s.
  • Why was the apple uncomfortable in the fruit bowl? It’s Pear pressure.
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  • What is the ending of a married apple in a movie? They lived apple-ly ever after.
  • What did Paula Red eat at the barbecue? She ate apple-d pork sandwich.
  • What kind of apple grows on Christmas trees? Pine apples.
  • What does a gym instructor say to an apple? You have to strengthen your core.
  • What did the apple skin say to the apple who couldn’t afford train fare? Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered
  • What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do? It can look round.
  • What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do? It can look round.
  • What kind of pie has a short temper? A crab apple pie.
  • What do you get when you cross an apple with a banana? Banapple
  • Which type of apple only makes brief appearances? Cameo apples.
  • What did the apple pie say after the party? Good-pie everyone.
  • How was Luke Skywalker told to defeat the Empire apples? He had to use the forks.
  • What’s the most musical apple? Jazz apples.
  • What does an apple say to her assuming suitor? You’re so peel-ing.
  • How do apples communicate with each other? With their pie-phones.
  • What’s the best thing to put into an apple pie? Your teeth.
  • Where do apples go to college? SUNY Cortland.
  • Where do yellow jackets go to watch the big game? Apple-Bees.
  • Who is an apple tennis player was famous for arguing about calls? John McIntosh.
  • Why did the apple turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
  • What do you get when you cross an apple pie with a Christmas tree? Pineapple pie.
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  • What is Winnie the Pooh’s favorite fruit? Honeycrisp apples.
  • Where do yellow delicious go to see musicals? The big apple.
  • What kind of apples do they eat in dessert? Camel apples. (caramel apples)
  • What kind of apple throws the fanciest parties? Gala apples.
  • Where do groups of apples like to go climbing? Mount Fuji.
  • What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm after you’ve taken a bite.
  • Why did Apple decide to be a theater actor? He loved all the apple-ause.
  • Which type of apple works for the NSA? Northern Spy Apples.
  • How much protein is in a slice of apple pi? 3.14159265
  • What do you call an apple-growing friend’s fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation? They make smoothies
  • What do you see at a funeral for a piece of fruit? Apple-bearer
  • Which monster is red, round, and comes out in Autumn? Frankenapple.
  • Why did the apple blush? Because he saw the salad dressing.
  • What is Darth Vader’s favorite fruit? Empire apples.
  • Why did the apple stop in the middle of the trip? It ran out of juice.
  • Why couldn’t Bob the Builder eat the apple? Because it was Adam’s apple.
  • What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple!
  • How does the yam the same as the apple? A crab apple!
  • How does the yam the same as the apple? They were both candied.
  • Why did the Granny Smith apple cry? Its peelings were hurt
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  • Why did the apple see the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
  • What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his apple pie too fast? Stop goblin your dessert.
  • Why did the apple pie go to a dentist? Because it needed a filling.
  • What did the apple tree say to the hungry caterpillar? Leaf me alone
  •   If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.
  • What did the apple say to the pie baker? Use cherries instead.
  • How did the investor know Apple’s stock was going to go up? He had inCIDER information.
  • In what place does an apple win in a contest? It won first pies
  • What did the apple husband to his wife? You’re the apple of my eye.
  • What dessert do they serve at the King’s castle? Apple pie a la moat.
  • What do you call an apple pie that grows in the United States? American Pie
  • How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down a hill.
  • What did the apple say to the prankster walnut? You’re nuts.
  • Who was the pie’s favorite pop star? Apple Pie Spice
  • What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert? Apple Pi.
  • Who’s an apple’s favorite relative? Granny
  • What did the apple say to the celery? Stop stalking me.
  • What Apple isn’t an apple? A pineapple.
  • Why did the apple cry after the breakup? Her peelings were hurt.
  • How many pastry chefs does it take to make an apple pie? 3.14.
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