Knock knock. Who’s there? Some of the best knock knock jokes you’ll ever find! Read on to share these fun knock knock jokes with your friends and family!
Jokes have the perfect way of bonding family and friends together, and knock knock jokes are the perfect way for all kids and adults to share in the laughs with one another.
Knock knock jokes are some of the very first jokes kids learn. Their first knock knock jokes kids usually repeat usually go something like this:
Of course, moms and dads and family members laugh because it is the first joke they hear their kids tell.
Knock knock jokes help bond families, build confidence in kids, and helps with memorizing. These knock knock jokes for kids are perfect for sharing with the ones you love. Read on to find your favorites!
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150 Best knock knock jokes
Knock knock.Gouda knock knock jokes, don’t you think?
Knock knock.Honeydew you wanna dance?
Knock knock.No, YOU’RE a poo!
Knock knock.You hoo, anybody home?
Knock knock.Who let the dogs out? I heard barking!
Ruff ruff who?
Knock, knock.A herd you were home, so I came right over!
A herd who?
Knock, knock.Nobel (no bell), that’s why I keep knocking!
Knock knock.Ray D or not, here I come.
Ray D. who?
Knock knock.Linda Hand, will ya? Mine is tired from knocking.
Knock knock.I’ll see you in court!
Knock knock.Baking some cookies in there? It smells delicious!
Knock knock.It’s pronounced Ida-ho, and the state capital is Boise.
Knock knock.Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care!
Knock knock.I am who is knocking. Who are you?
I am who?
Knock knock.Is this the rendezvous point? I was told to knock twice.
Knock knock.Weekend do anything we want!
Knock knock.Me. When are you paying me back?
I. O. who?
Knock knock.Taco to you later. It’s taking too long for you to open the door.
Knock knock.I’m fine, Hawaii you?
Knock knock.Nana your business.
Knock knock.God bless you.
Knock knock.Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
Knock, knock.Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Wooden shoe who?
Knock knock.Gorilla me a hamburger.
Knock knock.You’re welcome.
Knock knock.Turnip the volume, I love this song!
Knock knock.Adore is between us. Open up!
Knock knock.Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Knock knock.No, car go “beep beep”!
Knock knock.Icing so loud, the neighbors can hear.
Knock knock.Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
Knock knock.Dang! All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Knock knock.Keith me, my thweet preenth!
Knock knock.Lettuce in it’s cold out here.
Knock knock.Oswald my bubble gum!
Knock knock.Wait, how many extraterrestrials do you know?
An extraterrestrial who?
Knock knock.Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
Knock knock.Candice door open or what?
Knock knock.Okay, now you say, “Control Freak who?!”
Knock knock.No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
Knock knock.Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Knock knock.Robin you, now hand over the cash!
Knock knock.Pecan somebody your own size!
Knock knock.Annie way you can let me in now?
Knock knock.Cantaloupe to Vegas, our parents would get mad.
Knock knock.Okay, fine. W-H-O.
Knock knock.Water those plants or they’re going to die!
Knock knock.Closure mouth while you’re chewing!
Knock, knock.Tennis five plus five.
Knock knock.No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts!
Knock knock.Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!
Knock knock.Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Knock knock.You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Ho, ho who?
Knock knock.Yacht to know me by now!
Knock knock.Dishes a nice place you got here.
Knock knock.Yes, they do.
Owls say who?
Knock knock.Knock knock!
Knock knock.Oh come on, how many Mike Snifferpippets do you know?
Mike Snifferpippets who?
Knock, knock.Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
Knock knock.Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Knock knock.Goliath down, thou looketh tired!
Knock knock.Leena little close and I will tell you!
Knock knock.Juno I love you, right?
Knock knock.Beets me!
Beets! Beets who?
Knock knock.It’s to whom.
Knock knock.Avenue seen it coming?
Knock knock.Never mind, there’s no point!
Broken pencil who?
Knock knock.Eggstremely disappointed you still don’t recognize me.
Knock knock.Zany body home?
Knock knock.Teresa are green!
Knock knock.Dozen anybody want to let me in?!
Knock knock.Amanda fix your sink!
Knock knock.Nun ya business!
Knock knock.Jess cut the talking and open the door!
Knock, knock.Bless you!
Knock knock.Zoom did you expect!
Knock knock.We’re asking the questions here.
Knock knock.Mikey got lost; open up!
Knock knock.Yeah, you do sound cuckoo!
Knock knock.Noise to see you!
Knock knock.Noah good place we can go get lunch?
Knock knock.Leaf me alone!
Knock knock.Orange you going to open the door!
Knock knock.Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.
Knock knock.Yukon say that again!
Knock knock.Amarillo nice guy.
Knock knock.Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
Knock knock.I Bruce easily, don’t hit me!
Knock knock.Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom!
Knock knock.Bed you can’t guess who I am!
Knock knock.No, silly. Cows go “moo!”
Cow’s go who?
Knock knock.Dishes the police, come out with your hands up.
Knock, knock.You’ve seen that TV show?
Knock knock.You’ve got a broken leg.
Knock knock.Ferdie last time, open this door!
Knock knock.Iona new car!
Knock knock.Ivor you let me in, or I’ll climb through the window.
Knock knock.Keanu let me in, it’s cold out here!
Knock knock.Luke through the peep hole and find out.
Knock knock.A little boy who can’t reach the doorbell.
A little boy.
A little boy who?
Knock knock.Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Knock, knock.Are you an owl?
Knock, knock.Door is locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
Knock, knock.Banana who? (repeat a few more times)
Knock, knock.Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock, knock.Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock, knock.I had to knock!
Will you remember me in a year?See, you forgot me already!
Will you remember me in a month?
Will you remember me in a week?
Will you remember me in a day?
Knock, knock.Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
Knock, knock.Alice fair in love and war.
Knock, knock.Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!
Honey bee who?
Knock, knock.Euripides clothes, you pay for them!
Knock, knock.The joke is over.
Knock, knock.Let me in! Anita borrow something.
Knock, knock.Water you doing telling jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do?
Knock, knock.Needle little help right now!
Knock, knock.Iran here. I’m tired!
Knock, knock.A mosquito. Look, right there!
Knock, knock.Dwayne the sink. I need to use it!
Knock, knock.Thermos be a better way to get to you.
Knock, knock.Razor hands, this is a stick up!
Knock, knock.Alectricity. BUZZ!
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