Knock knock. Who’s there? Some of the best knock knock jokes you’ll ever find! Read on to share these fun knock knock jokes with your friends and family!
Jokes have the perfect way of bonding family and friends together, and knock knock jokes are the perfect way for all kids and adults to share in the laughs with one another.
Knock knock jokes are some of the very first jokes kids learn. Their first knock knock jokes kids usually repeat usually go something like this:
Knock knock
Who’s There
George
George who
Poop.
Huh?
Of course, moms and dads and family members laugh because it is the first joke they hear their kids tell.
Knock knock jokes help bond families, build confidence in kids, and helps with memorizing. These knock knock jokes for kids are perfect for sharing with the ones you love. Read on to find your favorites!
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150 Best knock knock jokes
Knock knock.
Gouda knock knock jokes, don’t you think?
Who’s there?
Gouda.
Gouda who?
Knock knock.
Honeydew you wanna dance?
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Knock knock.
No, YOU’RE a poo!
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
Knock knock.
You hoo, anybody home?
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
Knock knock.
Who let the dogs out? I heard barking!
Who’s there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Knock, knock.
A herd you were home, so I came right over!
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
Knock, knock.
Nobel (no bell), that’s why I keep knocking!
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Knock knock.
Ray D or not, here I come.
Who’s there?
Ray D.
Ray D. who?
Knock knock.
Linda Hand, will ya? Mine is tired from knocking.
Who’s there?
Linda.
Linda who?
Knock knock.
I’ll see you in court!
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Knock knock.
Baking some cookies in there? It smells delicious!
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Knock knock.
It’s pronounced Ida-ho, and the state capital is Boise.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Knock knock.
Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care!
Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Knock knock.
I am who is knocking. Who are you?
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
Knock knock.
Is this the rendezvous point? I was told to knock twice.
Who’s there?
Rhonda.
Rhonda who?
Knock knock.
Weekend do anything we want!
Who’s there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Knock knock.
Me. When are you paying me back?
Who’s there?
I. O.
I. O. who?
Knock knock.
Taco to you later. It’s taking too long for you to open the door.
Who’s there?
Taco.
Taco who?
Knock knock.
I’m fine, Hawaii you?
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
Knock knock.
Nana your business.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Knock knock.
God bless you.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Knock knock.
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
Knock, knock.
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Knock knock.
Gorilla me a hamburger.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Knock knock.
You’re welcome.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Knock knock.
Turnip the volume, I love this song!
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Knock knock.
Adore is between us. Open up!
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Knock knock.
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Knock knock.
No, car go “beep beep”!
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Knock knock.
Icing so loud, the neighbors can hear.
Who’s there?
Icing.
Icing who?
Knock knock.
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Knock knock.
Dang! All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Knock knock.
Keith me, my thweet preenth!
Who’s there?
Keith!
Keith who?
Knock knock.
Lettuce in it’s cold out here.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Knock knock.
Oswald my bubble gum!
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Knock knock.
Wait, how many extraterrestrials do you know?
Who’s there?
An extraterrestrial.
An extraterrestrial who?
Knock knock.
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Knock knock.
Candice door open or what?
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Knock knock.
Okay, now you say, “Control Freak who?!”
Who’s there?
Control Freak.
Con—
Knock knock.
No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
Knock knock.
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Knock knock.
Robin you, now hand over the cash!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Knock knock.
Pecan somebody your own size!
Who’s there?
Pecan!
Pecan who?
Knock knock.
Annie way you can let me in now?
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Knock knock.
Cantaloupe to Vegas, our parents would get mad.
Who’s there?
Cantaloupe!
Cantaloupe who?
Knock knock.
Okay, fine. W-H-O.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Knock knock.
Water those plants or they’re going to die!
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Knock knock.
Closure mouth while you’re chewing!
Who’s there?
Closure.
Closure who?
Knock, knock.
Tennis five plus five.
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Knock knock.
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Knock knock.
Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Knock knock.
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Who’s there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Knock knock.
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Who’s there?
Ho, ho.
Ho, ho who?
Knock knock.
Yacht to know me by now!
Who’s there?
Yacht.
Yacht who?
Knock knock.
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Knock knock.
Yes, they do.
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Knock knock.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock knock.
Oh come on, how many Mike Snifferpippets do you know?
Who’s there?
Mike Snifferpippets.
Mike Snifferpippets who?
Knock, knock.
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
Who’s there?
Broccoli?
Broccoli who?
Knock knock.
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Who’s there?
Rhino!
Rhino who?
Knock knock.
Goliath down, thou looketh tired!
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
Knock knock.
Leena little close and I will tell you!
Who’s there?
Leena.
Leena who?
Knock knock.
Juno I love you, right?
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Knock knock.
Beets me!
Who’s there?
Beets! Beets who?
Knock knock.
It’s to whom.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
Knock knock.
Avenue seen it coming?
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Knock knock.
Never mind, there’s no point!
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Knock knock.
Eggstremely disappointed you still don’t recognize me.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Knock knock.
Zany body home?
Who’s there?
Zany.
Zany who?
Knock knock.
Teresa are green!
Who’s there?
Teresa.
Teresa who?
Knock knock.
Dozen anybody want to let me in?!
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Knock knock.
Amanda fix your sink!
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Knock knock.
Nun ya business!
Who’s there?
Nun.
Nun who?
Knock knock.
Jess cut the talking and open the door!
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Knock, knock.
Bless you!
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Knock knock.
Zoom did you expect!
Who’s there?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Knock knock.
We’re asking the questions here.
Who’s there?
FBI.
FB…
Knock knock.
Mikey got lost; open up!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Knock knock.
Yeah, you do sound cuckoo!
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Knock knock.
Noise to see you!
Who’s there?
Noise.
Noise who?
Knock knock.
Noah good place we can go get lunch?
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Knock knock.
Leaf me alone!
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Knock knock.
Orange you going to open the door!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock knock.
Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Knock knock.
Yukon say that again!
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Knock knock.
Amarillo nice guy.
Who’s there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Knock knock.
Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Knock knock.
I Bruce easily, don’t hit me!
Who’s there?
Bruce.
Bruce who?
Knock knock.
Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Knock knock.
Bed you can’t guess who I am!
Who’s there?
Bed.
Bed who?
Knock knock.
No, silly. Cows go “moo!”
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cow’s go who?
Knock knock.
Dishes the police, come out with your hands up.
Who’s there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Knock, knock.
You’ve seen that TV show?
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Knock knock.
You’ve got a broken leg.
Who’s there?
Interrupting doctor.
Inter–
Knock knock.
Ferdie last time, open this door!
Who’s there?
Ferdie!
Ferdie who?
Knock knock.
Iona new car!
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Knock knock.
Ivor you let me in, or I’ll climb through the window.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Knock knock.
Keanu let me in, it’s cold out here!
Who’s there?
Keanu.
Keanu who?
Knock knock.
Luke through the peep hole and find out.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Knock knock.
A little boy who can’t reach the doorbell.
Who’s there?
A little boy.
A little boy who?
Knock knock.
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Knock, knock.
Are you an owl?
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Who hoo?
Knock, knock.
Door is locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Knock, knock.
Banana who? (repeat a few more times)
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Knock, knock.
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock, knock.
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock, knock.
I had to knock!
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working?
Will you remember me in a year?
See, you forgot me already!
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Knock, knock.
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Knock, knock.
Alice fair in love and war.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Knock, knock.
Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Knock, knock.
Euripides clothes, you pay for them!
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Knock, knock.
The joke is over.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use.
Knock, knock.
Let me in! Anita borrow something.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Knock, knock.
Water you doing telling jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do?
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Knock, knock.
Needle little help right now!
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Knock, knock.
Iran here. I’m tired!
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Knock, knock.
A mosquito. Look, right there!
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Knock, knock.
Dwayne the sink. I need to use it!
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Knock, knock.
Thermos be a better way to get to you.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Knock, knock.
Razor hands, this is a stick up!
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Knock, knock.
Alectricity. BUZZ!
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
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