150 Best knock knock jokes

Last Updated on February 7, 2024 by Michele Tripple

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Some of the best knock knock jokes you’ll ever find! Read on to share these fun knock knock jokes with your friends and family!

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Jokes have the perfect way of bonding family and friends together, and knock knock jokes are the perfect way for all kids and adults to share in the laughs with one another.

Knock knock jokes are some of the very first jokes kids learn. Their first knock knock jokes kids usually repeat usually go something like this:

Knock knock
Who’s There
George
George who
Poop.

Huh?

Of course, moms and dads and family members laugh because it is the first joke they hear their kids tell.

Knock knock jokes help bond families, build confidence in kids, and helps with memorizing. These knock knock jokes for kids are perfect for sharing with the ones you love. Read on to find your favorites!

 
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150 Best knock knock jokes

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  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Gouda. Gouda who? Gouda knock knock jokes, don’t you think?
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you wanna dance?
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? No, YOU’RE a poo!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? You. You who? You hoo, anybody home?
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Ruff ruff. Ruff ruff who? Who let the dogs out? I heard barking!
  • Knock, knock.Who’s there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came right over!
  • Knock, knock.Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel (no bell), that’s why I keep knocking!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Ray D. Ray D. who? Ray D or not, here I come.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Linda. Linda who? Linda Hand, will ya? Mine is tired from knocking.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Sue. Sue who? I’ll see you in court!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? Baking some cookies in there? It smells delicious!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there?  Ida.  Ida who?  It’s pronounced Ida-ho, and the state capital is Boise.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there?  Jimmy.  Jimmy who?  Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? I am. I am who? I am who is knocking. Who are you?
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Rhonda. Rhonda who? Is this the rendezvous point? I was told to knock twice.
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  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Weekend. Weekend who? Weekend do anything we want!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? I. O. I. O. who? Me. When are you paying me back?
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Taco. Taco who? Taco to you later. It’s taking too long for you to open the door.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the volume, I love this song!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Aida. Aida who? Aida sandwich for lunch today.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? No, car go “beep beep”!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Icing. Icing who? Icing so loud, the neighbors can hear.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
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  • Knock knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Dang! All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Keith! Keith who? Keith me, my thweet preenth!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in it’s cold out here.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my bubble gum!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? An extraterrestrial. An extraterrestrial who? Wait, how many extraterrestrials do you know?
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice door open or what?
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Control Freak. Con— Okay, now you say, “Control Freak who?!”
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Yah. Yah who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use. I forgot my name again!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, now hand over the cash!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Pecan! Pecan who? Pecan somebody your own size!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie way you can let me in now?
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Cantaloupe!  Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, our parents would get mad.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? Okay, fine. W-H-O.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water those plants or they’re going to die!
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  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Closure. Closure who? Closure mouth while you’re chewing!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis five plus five.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Figs! Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Ho, ho. Ho, ho who? You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Yacht. Yacht who? Yacht to know me by now!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a nice place you got here.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yes, they do.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Déja. Déja who? Knock knock!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Mike Snifferpippets. Mike Snifferpippets who? Oh come on, how many Mike Snifferpippets do you know?
  • Knock, knock.Who’s there? Broccoli? Broccoli who? Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Rhino! Rhino who? Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Goliath. Goliath who? Goliath down, thou looketh tired!
  • Knock knock.Who’s there? Leena. Leena who? Leena little close and I will tell you!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Juno. Juno who? Juno I love you, right?
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  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Beets! Beets who? Beets me!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? To. To who? It’s to whom.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue seen it coming?
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, there’s no point!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Egg. Egg who? Eggstremely disappointed you still don’t recognize me.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Zany. Zany who? Zany body home?
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Teresa. Teresa who? Teresa are green!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to let me in?!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Amanda. Amanda who? Amanda fix your sink!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Nun. Nun who? Nun ya business!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Jess. Jess who? Jess cut the talking and open the door!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Zoom. Zoom who? Zoom did you expect!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? FBI. FB… We’re asking the questions here.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey got lost; open up!
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  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Cook. Cook who? Yeah, you do sound cuckoo!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Noise. Noise who? Noise to see you!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can go get lunch?
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to open the door!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Yukon. Yukon who? Yukon say that again!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Amarillo. Amarillo who? Amarillo nice guy.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Bruce. Bruce who? I Bruce easily, don’t hit me!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Bed. Bed who? Bed you can’t guess who I am!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cow’s go who? No, silly. Cows go “moo!”
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes! Dishes who? Dishes the police, come out with your hands up.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doctor. Doctor who? You’ve seen that TV show?
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting doctor. Inter– You’ve got a broken leg.
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  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Ferdie! Ferdie who? Ferdie last time, open this door!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Iona. Iona who? Iona new car!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor you let me in, or I’ll climb through the window.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Keanu. Keanu who? Keanu let me in, it’s cold out here!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peep hole and find out.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? A little boy. A little boy who? A little boy who can’t reach the doorbell.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Lion. Lion who? Lion on your doorstep, open up!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hoo. Who hoo? Are you an owl?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Door is locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? (repeat a few more times)
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel working? I had to knock!
  • Will you remember me in a year?
  • Yes. Will you remember me in a month? Yes. Will you remember me in a week? Yes. Will you remember me in a day? Yes. Knock, knock. Who’s there? See, you forgot me already!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alice. Alice who? Alice fair in love and war.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Euripides. Euripides who? Euripides clothes, you pay for them!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use. The joke is over.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Let me in! Anita borrow something.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you doing telling jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help right now!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iran. Iran who? Iran here. I’m tired!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito. Look, right there!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the sink. I need to use it!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Thermos. Thermos who? Thermos be a better way to get to you.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Razor. Razor who? Razor hands, this is a stick up!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alec. Alec who? Alectricity. BUZZ!

Do you have some favorite knock knock jokes? Share them in the comments so we can add them to the list!

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