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The best St. Patrick’s Day Joke
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
A: To get to the other side?
Who is the tallest leprechaun?
A: The jolly green giant.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
A: Lucky charms.
What did the leprechaun say to his sweetheart?
A: You’re my lucky charm.
How does a leprechaun work out?
A: By pushing his luck.
Why was the leprechaun sad on March 18th?
A: Because St. Patrick’s Day was over.
What is the leprechaun’s favorite basketball team?
A: The Celtics.
Why do leprechauns not eat soup?
A: Because he had a pot of Gold already.
Why did the leprechaun go outside?
A: To sit on the paddy-o.
How does a leprechaun pay for a pop?
A: With Soda Bread
What do you call it when a leprechaun does a trick?
A: A saint Pat-trick
What did Yogi Berra say on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: It ain’t clover til it’s Clover.
What is Irish and sits outside?
A: Patty O’ Furniture
What do you get if you crossed St. Patricks Day and Christmas?
St. O’ Claus
What do you call it when leprechauns talk to one another?
A: Small talk.
What did the leprechaun say at the end of the basketball game?
A: Game Clover!
Why are so many leprechauns gardeners?
A: Because they have green thumbs!
What do hockey players celebrate instead of St. Patrick’s Day?
A: St. Hat-tricks Day!
What is an Irish baby’s favorite song?
A: Patty cake
What is a leprechaun’s favorite flavor of tea?
A: Green tea.
What type of bow can’t be tied?
A: A rainbow
Why did the baker our his coke into the mixer?
A: He was making soda bread.
Why do leprechauns hate to run?
That would rather do a jig than a jog.
What do leprechaun’s like to BBQ?
A: short ribs.
What do you get when you mix a four-leaf clover and poison Ivy?
A: A rash of good luck.
What do you eat on St. Patrick’s day?
A: Green eggs and ham.
What is a leprechaun’s favorite kind of music?
A: Sham-rock ‘n’ roll
What do you say to someone who is running a race on St. Patrick’s Day?
Irish you luck.
Where do you find Valentine’s Day after St. Patrick’s Day?
A: In the dictionary.
Why do leprechauns like to recycle?
A: Because they like to go green.
What is a leprechaun’s favorite thing to order at McDonald’s?
A: A shamrock shake.
Why don’t you iron a four leaf clover?
A: You might press your luck.
What do ghosts drink on St. Patrick’s day?
A: BOOs
What does it mean if you find a four leaf clover?
A: You have a lot of time on your hands.
What do you call a leprechaun who is in jail?
A: A lepre-con!
What happens when you fall in the Irish sea?
A: You get wet.
Where can you always find leprechaun?
A: In the dictionary.
What do you call a leprechaun’s vacation home?
A lepre-condo
What happens when a leprechaun falls in a lake?
A: he gets wet.
Why are leprechauns good secretaries?
A: They are great at shorthand.
What do you call a lucky pickle?
A: A big Dill.
How can you tell if a potato is not from Ireland?
A: Because it’s a French fry.
Where do leprechauns play baseball?
A: In Little League.
Why are four leaf clovers and best friends the same?
A: They are hard to find.
What do you call an Irish Spider?
A: Paddy long legs
Who is a leprechaun’s favorite superhero?
A: Green Lantern.
Where do leprechauns shop for food?
A: Rainbow market
What do you find at the end of a rainbow in Texas?
A: A big pot of Chili.
Why is it hard to get along with a leprechaun?
They are short-tempered
What do leprechauns say on March 17th?
A: Irish you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day.
Why do leprechauns not eat leftovers?
A: They prefer left-clovers.
Where can you find a shamrock?
A: In the dictionary.
When does a leprechaun cross the street?
A: When the light turns green
Why didn’t the Irish golfer move on to the second hole?
A: He refuses to leave the green.
What did the baby see at the end of the rainbow?
A potty gold
What happens when a leprechaun takes a bath?
A: He gets wet.
What did the leprechaun say when the video game ended?
A: Game clover
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
A: They couldn’t afford to fly.
Why do leprechauns like dollar bills?
A; Because they are green.
What is Irish and stays out all night?
A: Paddy O’Furniture.
What is a leprechaun’s favorite cereal
A: Lucky charms
What is big and purple right next to Ireland?
A: Grape Britan.
Why did the leprechaun not stop at the red light?
A: To get to the pot of gold faster.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Because rocks are too heavy.
Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
A: It was too far to walk
Why do frogs love St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Because everything is green.
What did Katy Perry say on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: I kissed a leprechaun and I liked it.
What’s the best position for leprechauns to play on a baseball team?
A: Shortstop
What is an awesome photo called on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Pitcher-perfect.
How do you spot a jealous leprechuan?
A: He’s green with envy.
What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
A: A horse is barefoot.
What did the Irish ghost say to the other?
A: Top O’ the moaning to ya
Why should you never give a leprechaun a loan?
A: They always come up short.
Why do leprechauns like to plant flowers?
A: they have green thumbs.
What do you call a fake Irish diamond?
A: A shamrock
What does the leprechaun say to his neighbor on March 17th?
A: Happy St. Patrick’s Day.
What did the naughty leprechaun get in his stocking?
A: A pot of coal
What instrument does a showoff play on St. Patrick’s day?
A: The Brag-pipes
What does the potato say to his sweetheart?
A: Eye only have eyes for you.
What do you call a thief on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: A lepre-con!
Who catches the lepre-cons?
A: Under-clover cops!
How do leprechauns celebrate”
A: They hold a lepre-concert.
When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
A: When it is a French fry.
What happens when you mix a frog and a leprechaun?
A: A hopping good time.
How did the leprechaun win the race?
A: He took a shortcut.
What is green that sings?
A: Elvis Parsley
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